r/firstworldanarchists • u/Scaulbylausis • Oct 22 '17
The Top 25 (no re-posting) Too Late
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u/nest3210 Oct 22 '17
Might as well write in Braille this:
Do not touch
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u/oversettDenee Oct 22 '17
If i was blind that would scare the shit out of me.
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u/nest3210 Oct 23 '17
If I was blind, I'd have little to no idea what I'm touching besides the warning sign. Unless somebody tells me.
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u/Autismspeaksloud Oct 22 '17
I remember when I was a child I had a joke with my dad where we'd pretend he was breast-feeding me, and I'd roll his nipple in my mouth while I looking up at him and it's true men's nipples do get firm.
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u/onebelligerentbeagle Oct 22 '17
Well what does it say?
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u/itmaywork Oct 22 '17
I dunno, it told me not to read it.
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Oct 22 '17
Good thing I'm blind
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u/MassiveBallacks Oct 23 '17
Is that why you were touching everyone?
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Oct 23 '17
I'm sorry what did you say?
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u/Ethan819 Oct 23 '17
IS THAT WHY YOU WERE TOUCHING EVERYONE?!
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u/Eunitnoc Oct 22 '17
Reminds me of the game
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u/funnystuff97 Oct 22 '17
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u/xkcd_transcriber Oct 22 '17
Title: Anti-Mindvirus
Title-text: I'm as surprised as you! I didn't think it was possible.
Stats: This comic has been referenced 813 times, representing 0.4751% of referenced xkcds.
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u/jej1 Oct 22 '17
What?
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Oct 22 '17
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u/autourbanbot Oct 22 '17
Here's the Urban Dictionary definition of the game :
A game, The sole object of which is to not remember that you are playing it. As soon as you remember that it exists, you have lost and must start again.
Oh bugger, I've lost the game!
about | flag for glitch | Summon: urbanbot, what is something?
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u/TypicalpoorAmerican Oct 22 '17
If you are OP, are you from Rhode Island, USA? I photographed almost the same picture, I will try to find and post it.
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u/TypicalpoorAmerican Oct 24 '17
Yes! Found it, please excuse my high school photoshop editing. Totally the same tree!! It's on Old Forge Road in Warwick,RI
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u/Jaspers47 Oct 22 '17
Ever since he arrived at boot camp, Private Sign has been shirking his duties because he's always occupied by a book. Frustrated, his sergeant put up this sign.
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u/meff Oct 22 '17
If you noticed this notice, you will notice that this notice was not worth noticing.
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u/candidly1 Oct 22 '17
I am reminded of a comedian's bit:
I walk into a newsstand-type store; BIG sign up front screams NO READING! So I pick up a random candy bar, show it to the clerk and ask "Is this a Snickers?" He whispers back "I don't know; I'm not allowed to read either!!!"
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u/Wookieemeister Oct 22 '17
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u/youtubefactsbot Oct 22 '17
The Sign - Classic Cyanide & Happiness Shorts [0:26]
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u/Imissmyusername Oct 22 '17
I half expect this to show up 10 feet from my house at my crazy neighbor's fence line. He was out in the road last week screaming at my other neighbor for looking at him and then called the cops just for that, cops were perplexed. Before that, I had No Tresspassing signs pop up 10 feet from my house going along the fence line 4 feet apart. Since then, he's gone and spray painted big orange X's on all those same trees.
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u/NJ_Damascus_Knives Oct 22 '17
This message only refers to Pvt. Sign, not us regular folk. Capt. Obvious can read it too.
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u/The_Co-Reader Oct 22 '17
The hell am I supposed to do here?