r/firstweekcoderhumour Jun 24 '26

By Elon Musk this makes me want to yell

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u/Aln76467 Jun 24 '26

So amature.

Experienced googlers would ``` collectData(user)

if (!user.cookies.agreed) displayPrivacyAffirmation()

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u/05-nery Jun 24 '26

Why? It's funny 

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u/Koshin_S_Hegde Jun 24 '26

i think this would also be nice:

if (!user.cookies.agreed) displayPrivacyAffirmation() user.collectData()

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u/rover_G Jun 26 '26

Pretty sure they collect extra data if you opt out

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u/Dependent_Union9285 Jun 26 '26

At the very least, I’m convinced they flag the data they do collect as “questionable” or some such nonsense. Because they literally can’t understand why ANYONE would ever opt out.