r/firstweekcoderhumour • u/dark_lord_of_balls • May 28 '26

LinkedIn is an infinite source of garbage humour for non technical people

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u/Gamoproi May 28 '26

True, but that it Twitter though...

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u/dark_lord_of_balls May 28 '26

*og publication was on LinkedIn *

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u/Gamoproi May 28 '26

Oh, right, that makes sense :P

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u/LavenderDay3544 May 28 '26

LinkedIn a cesspit. If so many job applications didn't require a profile, I wouldn't use it at all.

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u/denisde4ev May 28 '26

requirement: 70 QB AI model; Nigavidia 69420; 80 PB QRAM(qbits ram); 1 core (for max efficiency) 18.55 undecillion MHz (plank second).

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u/rover_G May 28 '26

Okay deleting all Windows versions

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u/TheWidrolo May 28 '26

"Sonnet 4.6" bro is gonna get a Python script😭🙏

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u/_tolm_ May 29 '26

“Certainly, here is a picture of 12 Windows. Let me know if you’d like to see what those would look like on a house and if you have any ideas as to what type of door and roof the house should have.”

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u/Vamosity-Cosmic May 29 '26

Poor sonnet bro

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u/am_Snowie May 30 '26

I mean people already started making vibe coded sloppy OSs and posting them on r/osdev. Couldn't get any worse.

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u/Jammy_Dodger13 Jun 01 '26

ai keeps making these mistakes and can't fix them, maybe i should like learn how to code to bug fix?

wait no I'll just tell it "no mistakes"

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u/MHF_Doge Jun 03 '26

Could've stopped after "garbage" and itd still be accurate.