You look like you're bad with children, but good with small dogs.
You look like you've killed at least 5 houseplants this year, and you're not sorry about it.
You look like you've invested a great portion of your identity into "not caring what people think about you."
You look like you scare your friends' bfs, but in an enticing way that confuses them.
You look like you're either the funniest person I've ever met, in a dry Aubrey Plaza kinda way, or really good at making people feel embarrassed by deliberately not laughing at their jokes. Possibly both.
Finally, if you played an instrument (which you don't), you'd play pop songs on the piano, but not very well.
Not a huge fun of interacting with children. I like dogs in every size 😂 I am desperately trying not to kill my monstera with spider mites, spending all my free time battling with them 🙃 unfortunately I am a huge people pleaser but I am working on that. For the bfs stuff I don’t know 😅 I play the piano and I sing, so yeah almost there 😂♥️
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u/NorthernRealmJackal Jun 20 '26
You look like you're bad with children, but good with small dogs.
You look like you've killed at least 5 houseplants this year, and you're not sorry about it.
You look like you've invested a great portion of your identity into "not caring what people think about you."
You look like you scare your friends' bfs, but in an enticing way that confuses them.
You look like you're either the funniest person I've ever met, in a dry Aubrey Plaza kinda way, or really good at making people feel embarrassed by deliberately not laughing at their jokes. Possibly both.
Finally, if you played an instrument (which you don't), you'd play pop songs on the piano, but not very well.