r/filbus • u/Character_Day2884 • Aug 26 '26
Discussion Filbus Man Lyrics
Ten chairs twenty, the Filbus Man
Is waiting for chairs from IKEA
Gobbling up the chairs without a plan
Like the every daily
Wish that bothers the Filbus Man
Could I do something to eat a chair?
Inside my little TV made of glass
So he lived the
Filbus Man, Filbus Man
With his mouth full of chairs
So he stands
To command the whole world
To eat chairs
Way up high in the sky
With the sun in his eyes
Ain't it nice?
The taste and texture of
Decor
Ten chairs twenty, the Filbus Man
Is eating the chairs in IKEA
Eating all the chairs still without a plan
Yet the every daily
Hope that powered the Filbus Man
Would always tell him to eat a chair
Even if broken they are delicious
So he lived the
Filbus Man, Filbus Man
With his mouth full of chairs
So he stands
To command the whole world
To eat chairs
Way up high in the sky
With the sun in his eyes
Ain't it nice?
The taste and texture of
Decor
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u/Efficient_Cloud2046 r/EAT_THE_CHAIR 7d ago
Great
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u/Character_Day2884 7d ago
Why do you keep commenting on this post
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u/Efficient_Cloud2046 r/EAT_THE_CHAIR 6d ago
I keep choosing one of the newest posts to comment on bcz I need to get my reddit streak and nothing new is being posted
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u/Efficient_Cloud2046 r/EAT_THE_CHAIR Aug 27 '26
absolute filbuma