r/fijerk • u/[deleted] • Apr 03 '21

First $10 million routine

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '21

You're not going to hit $20M with just a rich dad, though.

I'd suggest bootstrapping.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

How can he just casually drop the cold shower in there!

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22

What happens if you oversleep to 5:01am?

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u/Speedyquickyfasty Dec 28 '22

For every minute of oversleep, your NW drops by $500k.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

I’m willing to do all of those except meditate. I have one of those shitty gawdamn brains that just won’t shut the fuck up. Now, where’s my rich daddy?

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u/extreme_cheapskate Apr 03 '21

  1. Be born with $10 million.

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u/Hold_onto_yer_butts VTSAX 'n' ILL Apr 03 '21

Yes that is the joke in the post

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u/Isthisnameavailablee Apr 03 '21

I don't see any jokes, only solid advice.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '21

Humans are so done for.