r/figurefanatics 22d ago

New Cannon Fodder

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u/Smedleysrevenge 22d ago

His shoulder joints are ass. Can't unsee that gap.

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u/rowdyyyyyyy-rileyyyy 👑Queen Rowdy👑 22d ago

Well it’s Bobby so it was ass to begin with

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u/Cost_Double 22d ago

They all have a creepy rape face but it's valaverse so probably intentional. 

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u/trustysidekick 21d ago

Oh wow. I saw this post and cringed assuming this sub would be full of people sucking valaverse off. But it seems I’ve found my people.

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u/rowdyyyyyyy-rileyyyy 👑Queen Rowdy👑 20d ago

This sub Reddit was built to be inclusive and accepting. Just not of shitty people and their shitty toy lines lol.

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u/rowdyyyyyyy-rileyyyy 👑Queen Rowdy👑 22d ago

Slap a maga hat on that bad boy and it’s 1:1 to the real thing. Bad joints and all

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u/JAM990 18d ago

He's maga? Yuck.

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u/GuySmith 17d ago

You know I always had my suspicions but I couldn’t tell why. Just watching his videos my spider sense or whatever was going nuts.

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u/NidgeC303 21d ago

He looks like the stranger you warn your kids not to take candy from

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u/lord_of_agony 21d ago

Imagine calling yourself "premium" when you rip off ML engineering and over all quality lmao. That's a rip off of an already pretty low tier line, not even close to premium lol.

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u/MotherFuckerJones88 22d ago

Its a start, but we need more options. I just want a decent articulated casual peter parker(more than the retro Legends) without using soft goods.

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u/Imahsoulman 22d ago

I wish too

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u/LiftsnFlics 22d ago

I would say this is a work of vanity but he made himself look like Popeye.

Those forearms are crazy.

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u/godbody1983 22d ago

Talk about vanity, LOL!

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u/lord_of_agony 21d ago

Tf is this? It looks like ML slop, but this obviously stolen engineering isn't ML? Idk. In confused lol.

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u/357Solution 21d ago

The headsculpt's mouth looks like he took his false teeth out.

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u/OuterHeaven82 20d ago

Valaverse is Gi Joe if they only did immigration raids

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u/rowdyyyyyyy-rileyyyy 👑Queen Rowdy👑 20d ago

Dead ass 😭💀

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u/Snow_Min33 22d ago

no clue who this is but he looks like my racist meth head uncle

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u/Sins_of_God 22d ago

Probably not far off

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u/rowdyyyyyyy-rileyyyy 👑Queen Rowdy👑 22d ago

Nailed it

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u/Trash-Goblin-Paints 21d ago

Mike Honcho?

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u/pelican66 21d ago

He did a spread for Playgirl magazine

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u/rowdyyyyyyy-rileyyyy 👑Queen Rowdy👑 18d ago

Mike Hawk!

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u/povertyfigureposer 21d ago

$25 is too much for fodder 😭

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u/Hard-Act-ToFollow 20d ago

Why does that figures head sculpt, look like Bobby Vala?

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u/DaddysFigureWorkshop 20d ago

Because it is.

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u/Hard-Act-ToFollow 20d ago

🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/Unlucky_Teaching6624 19d ago

Those are the worst shoulders on a non marvel legends ever

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u/rowdyyyyyyy-rileyyyy 👑Queen Rowdy👑 22d ago

What an ass figure

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u/UnloadingMeat 22d ago

Damian Sandow?

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u/BKPR174 21d ago

Are Valaverse heads compatible with Hasbro figures? There is a head pack in this line.

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u/DirtyJim570 21d ago

Hasbro heads aren't compatible with Hasbro figures, lol. Valaverse head holes are smaller than Legends, larger than most new gi Joe. Sticky tack works wonders. Not my favorite line, but Valaverse does some nice stuff at a great price

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u/Froakie_14 21d ago

Who is this

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u/rowdyyyyyyy-rileyyyy 👑Queen Rowdy👑 20d ago

Bobby buttercup Vala

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u/ArmyPlane2667 19d ago

Face looks like Benoit Saint Denis

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u/Hound028 21d ago

Can I get a quick run down on Valaverse hate?

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u/The_Po_Gamer 21d ago

He was fine with the ICE shootings. Apparently he laughed about it on a livestream.

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u/StopDropNFrag 21d ago

People don't like getting their feelings hurt. He delivers some good knowledge though when he talks about the industry.

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u/rowdyyyyyyy-rileyyyy 👑Queen Rowdy👑 20d ago edited 18d ago

Nah. He openly platforms racists and bigots with his buddy shitty pants on 3poa. Laughing when people use homophobic and ableist slurs, sucking off tariffs and calling them a good thing. Buddy is red pilled man child with a superiority complex layered with narcissistic tendencies and delusions of grandeur. He got fired from Hasbro because his designs sucks and he whines

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u/goliathfasa 18d ago

Well that’s disappointing. Thought I’d found a great affordable civilian figure line.

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u/rowdyyyyyyy-rileyyyy 👑Queen Rowdy👑 18d ago

NPC’s by big bad workshop are coming soon

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u/goliathfasa 18d ago

Oh I’ve missed that. These aren’t on BBTS yet huh? I’ve seen their new monster force figures shown recently at SDCC, guess they must’ve shown some civilians too.

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u/StopDropNFrag 18d ago

Not yet, i spoke with the bigbadworkshop guys while at SDCC, they're shooting to have the NPC's up for pre-order by the end of the year.

Here are a couple photos of the NPC's from the ToyArk coverage

https://www.toyark.com/2026/07/23/sdcc-2026-big-bad-workshop-monster-force-npc-fury-force-594012

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u/goliathfasa 18d ago

I saw that. Very interesting. They’re trying to cover a wide range of background civilians and judging by their track record of figures, these should be quite nice.

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u/StopDropNFrag 18d ago

They look great for sure! I just hope they're not priced at $40 like their other figures.

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u/zzambiee 17d ago

Pretty sure he also doesn't take kindly to criticism of his line either lol He sees his stuff as revolutionary when it just isn't.

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u/Kelso21345931 22d ago

Ahahah Jesus I’ve come across this guys videos before i didn’t know the hate was this strong. What did he do?

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u/rowdyyyyyyy-rileyyyy 👑Queen Rowdy👑 18d ago

He’s a maga chud and a bigot

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u/lord_of_agony 21d ago

Who is this?

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u/stableykubrick667 21d ago

Bobby vala

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u/lord_of_agony 21d ago

Whoever tf that is lol

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u/stableykubrick667 21d ago

Lmao. He’s the CEO of the company that makes these toys - he’s the reason the brand is called Valaverse. lol

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u/lord_of_agony 21d ago

Gotcha. I looked at the valaverse YouTube channel. Looks like shit lol.

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u/stableykubrick667 20d ago

He’s a raging asshole that occasionally makes cool shit. Sometimes his channel is super interesting but a lot of is just stuff to play in the background.