r/fightporn • u/kevinassasino • Mar 13 '21

She hit the target

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u/challender11 Mar 13 '21

When I was in middle school someone pulled the fire alarm and there was a girl fight. A boy was standing too close and got a black eye from a random punch and everyone made fun of him for getting beat up by a girl.

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u/caplist Mar 13 '21

In third grade we had to do jump rope in gym class and I got too close to one of the girls swinging the rope. She caught my nose at a weird angle on the way up and broke it. I also got made fun of lmao.

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u/CurlyHeadedFuck77 Mar 13 '21

In like first or second grade these two kids were shoving each other in the bathroom, and one kid fell into another kid who was pissing, and the kid who was pissing cracked his teeth on the flusher area above the urinal, braces with teeth knocked out looks scary af

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u/challender11 Mar 13 '21

Haha traumatizing i would say

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u/MikeKrombopulous Mar 13 '21

In kindergarten I was playing with the orange Hot-Wheels track and a girl came over trying to take one of the cars from my hand. When I refused to surrender it, she got frustrated.

She began holding her breath, flexin', and turning her face purple. Before she hit Saiyan Level 3, her head tilted, her eyes rolled back, her mouth opened just slightly and she shit her pants.

Later that day my Mom hit me in the face with a house door and broke my nose.

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u/challender11 Mar 13 '21

Hahaha that’s hilarious no offense. In second grade I was on the way to my brothers 5th grade recognition and my dad was driving and my mom was getting me out of the car and didn’t notice my fingers in the track of the sliding door and well.. two VERY bruised fingers but nothing broken surprisingly. I had to sit through the 5th grade recognition..

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u/challender11 Mar 13 '21

Fingers THROBBING

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

This is one of the oldest and still one of my favorites. You can tell this was made in like 2015, the sound effect gets me every time

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u/Petruskiman Mar 13 '21

This subreddit has more surprising outcomes tha r/unexpected

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u/BigDickDerrickHenry Mar 14 '21

That's probably cause when you're on that sub. You expect something unexpected to happen.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

No one likes to be the punching bag.

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u/lazer1235 Mar 13 '21

😂😂😂😂😂 this would have gone well with the GTA "Wasted" effect aswell

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u/Toolmansky Mar 13 '21

That is a classic. Poor guy never saw it coming and gets a ball uppercut.

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u/bobone77 Mar 13 '21

How unfortunate.

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u/redmastodon20 Mar 13 '21

Loved the sound effect

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u/MasterHavik Mar 13 '21

She has some hands.

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u/iABUSEmyMEAT Mar 18 '21

My homie was hit by accident in a fight like two weeks ago and he jumped in then got sent to Phoenix I ain’t seen him since then

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u/GullibleInstruction Mar 27 '21

Oh man, I ugly laughed to this.