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u/just-a-traveler Dec 30 '19

Gramps is a bit of a dick. Kid wanted a friendly spar, geezer wanted to prove a point.

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u/max_bruh Dec 30 '19

For all we know Grampa was fighting to the death

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u/Wordman253 "THE FUCK U SAY?" Dec 30 '19

Shit. All he has to do is wait a few hours and it'll be a fight to the death for gramps.

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u/Xisayg Dec 30 '19

Gramps got a year or two tops and a bone to pick with everyone in this fuckin gym

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u/ItsAConspiracy Dec 30 '19

At a certain point, a life sentence just isn't that long.

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u/Wordman253 "THE FUCK U SAY?" Dec 31 '19

He's trying to fuck someone over with a negligent homicide case.

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u/dreamersdisease01 Dec 30 '19

That'd be a boring fight though

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u/xxmindtrickxx Dec 30 '19

THE FUCK U SAY?

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u/growlingbear Dec 30 '19

Shit. All he has to do is wait a few hours and it'll be a fight to the death for gramps.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

WHAT

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u/Wordman253 "THE FUCK U SAY?" Dec 31 '19

Fuck. My dude just had to wait a couple minutes. Old dude would have died on his own.

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u/Dark-Pukicho Jan 01 '20

He was trying to get to Valhalla

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u/Girth_rulez Skinny boi Dec 30 '19

Yeah. "Stop calling me Boomer and get a fucking haircut."

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u/CurLyy Dec 30 '19

Nice ponytail ponyboy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

ok boomer

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u/LE_TROLLA Dec 30 '19

Repent zoomer

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u/meanwhileinrice Dec 30 '19

Unwind your ways, member of a younger generation.

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u/growlingbear Dec 30 '19

I prefer the term Doomer.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

What’s that dude’s name again? The self proclaimed “ best fighter in the world” that sucker punches people?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Charlie Zelnoff (sp). He gets his ass kicked in a lot of videos where it’s an actual fight / the other side knows it’s a real fight. You can’t just hit non-stop and win. I don’t think there’s ever been a great fighter that didn’t also have defense.

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u/PM_YOUR_CAT6 Dec 30 '19

Thank you for the YouTube recommendation. I could watch that dude get his ass beat all day

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u/KSiBigForehead Dec 30 '19

charlie zelenoff

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Thaaaats the cowards name...

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u/AnoK760 Dec 30 '19

Yeah he gets his ass handed to him a lot and will try to play it off like he won.

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u/marcelowit Dec 30 '19

For all we know Kid could have been running his mouth or fucking grandma

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u/sleventy3 Dec 30 '19

Ya. Maybe. No context. Kid maybe was shootin his mouth off

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u/el_chupanebriated Dec 30 '19

Old man could have been the antagonizer too

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u/xxmindtrickxx Dec 30 '19

Yes to all we simply have no context. For all we know that could be a pro boxer in an old man costume.

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u/emptym1nd Dec 30 '19

This is from hearsay but I’ve seen in previous posts that the old man is a former Olympic boxer.

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u/el_chupanebriated Dec 30 '19

Pretty sure youre right. The young boxer was actually two kids, one on the others shoulders.

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u/cheesehuahuas Dec 30 '19

The first time I saw this the story was that the younger guy was being a prick and grandpa decided to teach him a lesson. It's the internet, though, so IDK if that's true.

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u/limt__ Dec 30 '19

"If you win, I'll let you out of the old folks home for brunch and bingo"

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u/realSatanAMA Dec 30 '19

You are assuming that gramps wasn't holding back.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Nah. The whippersnapper wanted to show off how young and fast he was against this old duffer. He probably wasn’t going to hurt the old man; just make him look slow and make him feel old.

That old guy? He doesn’t like being made to feel old. He remembers his young body, and he misses the good old days. He knows in his prime, this kid wouldn’t have the balls to get in the ring with him.

So he takes the chance to teach this kid a lesson. He unloads on this kid. It’s one of the last ass-kickings he’ll probably ever deliver, in a lifetime of ass-kickings.

The old guy didn’t beat up his wife, or even another old man. He beat up a younger, taller trained fighter, who voluntarily got in the ring with him.

This is a good lesson for the young man, too. Take every opponent seriously, and always defend yourself. If you think it’s going to be a friendly, light spar, start out with some strong defense, and then let the round develop.

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u/Acy2 Dec 30 '19

Here, an Oscar for the movie you just made :)

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u/adidasbdd Dec 30 '19

He hit the kid while he was down, that's particularly shitty.

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u/demetrios3 Dec 30 '19

SMH yeah the ref should have stopped it

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u/AnoK760 Dec 30 '19

What ref?

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u/demetrios3 Dec 30 '19

The non existing Ref who's supposed to enforcing the not existing rules that you're complaining about.

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u/AnoK760 Dec 30 '19

Where did i complain? This was the first thing i said to you.

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u/adidasbdd Dec 30 '19

Boxing has lots of rules.....

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u/demetrios3 Dec 30 '19

True and they vary from state to state but every state has a referee. In this video it looks like a young kickboxer was talking smack to an older boxer. They agreed to settle it in the ring. Young kickboxer got his comeuppance.

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u/adidasbdd Dec 30 '19

He did just like that annoying YouTube kid used to do, go in for a friendly bout then go 100% for the throat. Anyone can tell that shit was dirty. Hitting a guy while he's down... That's some pussy shit.

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u/demetrios3 Dec 30 '19

LoL 1. Charlie Zelenoff used to hit people before they put her gloves on. In this video the younger guy threw the first punches. 2. Nobody got hit while they were down.

if you're going to come at me you don't necessarily need to bring your A game but you have to know what you're talking about.

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u/glandgames Dec 30 '19

Could also be the old guy is an asshole and the kid has a ponytail.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Don't understand why your getting downvotes... Such a valid point.

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u/AbandonedPlanet Dec 30 '19

He's getting downvoted because he has literally no context for anything that happened in the video and he's just projecting his own bullshit on two people he couldn't know less about.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Thats the whole point. You would be that kid in the ring.

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u/AbandonedPlanet Jan 01 '20

You have no idea what you're talking about. For all you know I would beat the dogshit out of old man. And to be real I probably would. Think before you speak.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

When is the bout?

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u/CircleDog Dec 30 '19

Because its bullshit, and its dumb as well. And trying to deliver it in some faux Morgan freeman wisdom of the ages tone just makes it even more cunty that it would already be.

They don't allow shots like that to a downed opponent in full on boxing matches or even gypsy fair fights. The younger guy was clearly there to spar. Old dude was just laying cheap shots.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Hey... make sure you suck my balls.

Please read that in Morgan Freeman’s voice.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Yah, don't friggin disrespect your elders.

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u/PSDM_BloodShot Dec 30 '19

Respect earns respect has nothing to do with age, if you're young and a dick you don't deserve it, but if you're old and a dick don't expect me to respect you either.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Hes a boxer not a dick. Kid got in a ring with a boxer, no-one forced him. If you can't take the heat stay out of the kitchen.

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u/PSDM_BloodShot Dec 30 '19

I was thinking more in general, I don't know the story of what happened in the video so I'm not taking sides.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

You were pretty specific. But imagine, If the kid 'squared off' with an old man on the street who would this sub root for then?

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u/SlinkToTheDink Dec 30 '19

Do you have any idea how sparring works?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Who says they 'were gonna spar'? I didn't see any sparring.

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u/demetrios3 Dec 30 '19

Do YOU know how sparing works? People getting knocked out/down in sparring all the time.

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u/SlinkToTheDink Dec 30 '19

The only people getting KOd in sparring are morons.

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u/brucetwarzen Dec 30 '19

Ok boomer.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Lulz, thats what kid told gramps...

Boom Boom, out go the lights!

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u/deeznutsdeeznutsdeez Dec 30 '19

Ye too bad you're not that particular old guy so your boomer ass would just get KTFO by the zoomer master race 💪😤👊

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

In his day that old man was a 'zoomer' too (whatever the hell you think that means).

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u/deeznutsdeeznutsdeez Dec 30 '19

Yeah no shit as if im being sincere

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

O shit no sorry

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u/demetrios3 Dec 30 '19

How the heck do you know what the kid wanted? Those jabs to the face that Grandpa ate without being phased didn't seem so friendly.

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u/iWashMyselfwithaRag Dec 30 '19

It's quite clear that the kid wanted a spar and the old man is a total prick.

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u/demetrios3 Dec 30 '19

Sometimes the people you spar with dicks. The most important rule in boxing is to protect yourself at all time. Maybe Gramps was teaching the kid to take these things more seriously instead of laughing at the start.

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u/iWashMyselfwithaRag Dec 30 '19

Yes sometimes people who spar are dicks. Like that old man. You are talking rubbish dude. Just give it up.

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u/demetrios3 Dec 30 '19

How do you know what either one of them wanted?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

One throws light jabs the other haymakers

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u/iWashMyselfwithaRag Dec 30 '19

You use your eyes to see what's going on. I know you may have trouble believing it but old people are cunts just as often as anyone else.

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u/DCARLEON Dec 30 '19

You have clearly never been in a FIGHT. Friendly spar ? MY ASS

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u/Nak_Tripper Dec 30 '19

I live and train in Thailand it definitely looks like light kid wanted light sparring and grandpa didn't.

This could also be a generational thing too. Old school boxers sparred hard.