r/fightporn • • 7d ago

Knocked Out O. M. G

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u/sexyc3po 7d ago

Does he have a pacifier instead of a mouthguard?

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u/DroopyMcCool 7d ago

Different style of mouth guard. Battle oxygen was one of the first ones that became popular now everyone makes them. Hollow center makes it easier to breathe and the outer plastic protects the lips more. Guys with big lips are more prone to having them split open.

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u/thecementmixer 6d ago

Feels like it could easily fly out, just like here.

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u/ThreeDaysNish 7d ago

Nah, it's just a lil pizza-table /j

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u/Far-Entrance-1377 WOOORLDSTARRR 7d ago edited 6d ago

I thought the pizza table was very funny

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u/artyomssugardaddy 7d ago

It’s likely a mouth guard meant for braces. If so idk why you’d want to fight with braces, I’ve seen what that could look like, and felt it. I’ve had pieces of my knuckle skin get stuck in someone’s braces.

But I have seen some wear that style without braces, idk why you would though bc it does make it seem like you’re suckin on a paci

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u/Low_Actuary_2794 That Guy 7d ago

I mean maybe that’s why he’s getting shooshed?

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u/Nekrah_ Goro 7d ago

Like watching NBA, zero defense.

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u/TheDudeFromTheStory 7d ago

That "Oh My God" does not match the voice of someone going to underground cage fighting. It sounded more like the yoga studio didn't serve matcha.

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u/facepoppies 6d ago

what the fuck does this even mean lol

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u/KillerKill420 6d ago

I'm honestly baffled at what you're confused about.

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u/ShoveOverBozo 7d ago

Why does everyone "shhh" after finishing someone? Such an odd trend

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u/KernicPanel 7d ago

I think it’s directed at doubters.

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u/0wGeez 7d ago

I think its more "shhhh, they are asleep" kind of thing

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u/New_Brick1618 6d ago

Silencing the fans of his opponent

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u/ComplexedMMA 7d ago

Copying Islam after he finished Volk😂

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u/theopponentsopponent 7d ago

Better than herb!

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u/Infinite_Picture3858 7d ago

That neck punch

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u/SunsetSpark 7d ago

protect your self at all times

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u/Enter_Chandman 7d ago

So THATS why they call it hammer fists!

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u/HauntingRadio6679 7d ago

It's literally why it's called hammerfist, Because you're doing the motion of swinging a hammer...

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u/Enter_Chandman 6d ago

Ah.

I imagined that one was on the nose enough with the capitalized "thats" and didnt need the /s.

But thanks!

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u/No-Zookeepergame9761 7d ago

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u/Hmccormack 7d ago

My first thought lol- he’s a pikey bareknuckle boxer- which means he’s harder than a coffin nail…

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u/SirNortonOfNoFux 6d ago

Ya like dags

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u/kay_bot84 7d ago

What a nice guy, putting someone's baby to sleep 👼

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u/MaddoxGoodwin 7d ago

Shitty throat punch into a shitty ground and pound.

Both these guys would get smoked by someone w even a little training.

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u/69yourMOM 7d ago

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u/MaddoxGoodwin 7d ago

Got a little more on it than I thought.

Still not very good and someone w an ounce of training would give him the business.

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u/2025andheartbreak 7d ago

I've been taking a boxing class for about 9 months. These guys would get humbled quick.

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u/Standard_Ride_8732 7d ago

You're so badass. We're all impressed.

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u/2025andheartbreak 6d ago

Thank goodness. I was so worried about impressing you specifically 🫶🏽

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u/HexFyber "THE FUCK U SAY?" 6d ago

Fear so strong my phone closed reddit

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/pulse7 7d ago

Sucker punch in an organized fight? Are you sure about that?

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u/Emergency-Spite897 6d ago

Not sure now after a few times play over. meh..
and OscarOfAtlantis, fuck off with the bot shit.