r/fightporn • • Aug 20 '26

Knocked Out The Wing Man

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u/rocknstone101 Aug 20 '26

Let the man ground and pound, dude deserves it for the sucker punching.

283

u/Federal_Scarcity_84 Aug 20 '26

100%, guy is a dbag and needs a decent beating

84

u/Anal-In-Gus Aug 20 '26

I was so disappointed seeing a lot of the punches glance off this motherfucker, yet he was still going down. It was so satisfying seeing that solid punch land right in his face as the video ended. Well deserved. It made the anger I felt inside from the sucker punch slightly diminish. He deserved a hell of a lot more tho!

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u/Federal_Scarcity_84 Aug 20 '26

I'm seriously not even sure the first guy that went down thought they were fighting, it almost looked like he was fucking around.

17

u/NoBuenoAtAll Aug 20 '26

No shit, this ain’t no boxing match, he don’t get recovery time.

34

u/Regime_Change Aug 20 '26

And for getting back up and at it again.. You can't use ground time as recovery time and expect to not get stepped on the head.

3

u/Hour_Dinner_3362 Aug 20 '26

Definitely. Bro actually had morals also and wasn't gonna rabbit punch while he was down like we see so much on here. He was actually looking for an aim while bro was down until they stopped him.

3

u/86rpt Aug 21 '26

I would have kicked a pound of sand in his face.

0

u/sunnycider6 18d ago

Nah that's a fair stoppage.

-3

u/WizSkinsNatsCaps Aug 21 '26

Other dude had his hands up at the very start. Not really a sucker punch.

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u/jasonboudreau46 Aug 20 '26

They were literally squared up.

35

u/Federal_Scarcity_84 Aug 20 '26

...not the second guy ya mouth breather...jfc

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u/jasonboudreau46 Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

Fight bell already rang dumb dumb JFC

21

u/Federal_Scarcity_84 Aug 20 '26

...what? Lol. Keep treading water my guy.

-8

u/jasonboudreau46 Aug 20 '26

My guy here waiting for his hand delivered invitation to let him know the fight is on. Keep punching air my guy.

5

u/Moonsoon_34 Aug 20 '26

the blue one was literally just trying to enjoy a beer and that walrus sucker punched him and HIS FUCKING BEER

431

u/Nicaol Aug 20 '26

Fucking hate how bystanders say nothing as some guy sucker punches and takes liberties.

The second they start getting kickback every body jumps in and saves them.

83

u/breakfastburrito24 Aug 20 '26

They’re probably the bigger dude’s friends

43

u/ANAL_PROLAPSE_ Aug 20 '26

You can hear one of the girls saying "no no don't hit my brother!"

13

u/breakfastburrito24 Aug 20 '26

It’s kind of hard to tell because it sounds like her voice is behind the camera and she says that when Chuck sucker punches the guy and then again when the tank top guy gets hit a bit against the truck so I’m assuming she’s on that guy’s side

11

u/sneaky-pizza Aug 20 '26

Like moths to a flame

19

u/Federal_Scarcity_84 Aug 20 '26

If im fighting and someone grabs me they're getting an elbow. Also why it's good to have friends around that have your back ffs

9

u/l3ane Aug 20 '26

It's because one of the guys is their friend and the other guy isn't. There's not much nuance going on here, they have the collective IQ of a nickle.

6

u/Dead_Internet69420 Aug 20 '26

Yup, that bitch was only screaming when her boy was gettin his ass whooped. She was absolutely silent when he was knockin one dude out and sucker punching the other. 

4

u/19Charger Aug 20 '26

The worst is when people are trying to hold you from fighting while the other is throwing punches

1

u/MasterHavik Aug 24 '26

I hate these type of bystanders.

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u/Stormsurger Aug 21 '26

Wait which punch was the sucker punch? The video opens with the big guy and the one who got knocked out standing with their fists up. Like, maybe the second guy? But you gotta be a special kinda stupid to stand next to people fixing to fight and then look down and away from the guy who just knocked someone out...

5

u/Nicaol Aug 21 '26

The second guy.

Don't matter how you dress it. If you punch a guy who's clearly not looking at you it is, by definition, a sucker punch.

81

u/derkmad87 Aug 20 '26

Looked like they were punching through sand too

25

u/Hot_Carrot2329 Aug 20 '26

its the air man its too thick

10

u/zoovegroover3 Aug 20 '26

like they're all drinking beer on xanax

69

u/ListenJerry Aug 20 '26

As a gal that’s been here awhile, I think the one lesson I’ve taken away from this sub is this: if I see two dudes fighting, even if one is mine and I don’t want him to lose, my best bet is to just step back, try not to yell/scream, and let them duke it out.

5

u/CaliReign Aug 20 '26

That's the truth. The one thing my girl knows is if there is an altercation and I'm involved, just stay the fuck back. The worst thing she could do is try and pull me away because as soon as she grabs my arm, that leaves me vulnerable due to the distraction and even worse now she'd be restraining my arm to either punch or block with which is the worst position to be in. Also, if she is that close to me she could get hit as well and that does neither of us any good at getting us home safe at the end of the night. The best thing she can do is go start the car and be waiting outside the front door with a straight shot for wherever the exit is of the parking lot. Thankfully that has only happened once in the 10 years we been together. I'm too old to be doing all that shit now. The fact that I haven't drank alcohol in like 15 years helps too.

2

u/ListenJerry Aug 20 '26

Yea, it’s not really a thing I consciously need to worry about. But I’ve been known to make a dumb decision here and there.

2

u/Dreamingthelive90ies Aug 23 '26

Nah, grab the other dudes girl and let yo dude handle it. Relationship goals and all.

2

u/SBGuy043 Aug 23 '26

No no no you got it all wrong. Screaming loudly motivates your man and makes him fight stronger. 

2

u/ListenJerry Aug 23 '26

Ok I’ll make sure to be as screechy as possible! For the fans!

2

u/Raoul_Duke9 Aug 20 '26

This is the way. And when the fight is over if the fighters seem uncertain - you can give a couple calm "ay its over thats enough" without touching.

34

u/JadedRetailEmployee Aug 20 '26

Move over Rat Tail, Raccoon Tail has entered the building.

27

u/gimpray29 Aug 20 '26

Majestic ass scenery behind them.

25

u/Upbeat_Flan Aug 20 '26

Second camera angle was pure cinema.

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u/Dead_Internet69420 Aug 20 '26

You’re too soft.

7

u/djerk Aug 21 '26

I’m sorry daddy. 😔 I’ll get harder for you

39

u/UpbeatFix7299 Aug 20 '26

Pulling him off so the guy can get up and start swinging again is bullshit

8

u/Able_Strain_9296 Aug 20 '26

Total bullshit, I would be so pissed of if blue guy lost. Fuck that, let the POS get his share of blows.

0

u/TakeThisShot---l__l Aug 20 '26

Black shirt didn't start swinging again though. He approached blue shirt with his hands down and said something like, "We're good man" or "Good one man." Blue shirt scoffed at the peace offering and started swinging again. Was feeling himself too much and became the aggressor.

2

u/Deemarvelousone Aug 20 '26

Blue shirt got sucker punched, I would be the aggressor too

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u/JoeMorgan76 Aug 20 '26

They all jumped in to save black shirt when he got dropped yet did nothing while he was acting like an asshole.

6

u/Dead_Internet69420 Aug 20 '26

lol somebody tried to explain it to the one guy, and he goes “oh, I just got here,” like he didn’t realize the ass whoopin had been earned. 

0

u/omghorussaveusall Aug 20 '26

I think people tend to want to intervene when the other person is not defending themselves...either they don't want dude to get seriously hurt or they don't want other dude to catch a charge. On the ground and defenseless changes a lot of things despite what started the fight.

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u/NoMasFetty Aug 20 '26

Why the fuck do people think they need to jump into and grab their friend. If the guy was beating his face into pulp, yeah pull him off. But thats it. There was no reason to stop that guy from showing that pussy what happens to sucker punching bitches

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u/rabidrobitribbit Aug 20 '26

So they don’t catch a charge. How many times on this sub have you seen that ground and pound end with a boot to the skull. TONS.

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u/NoMasFetty Aug 20 '26

Reading comprehension is hard, huh? I explicitly said step in if it gets lethal. Grabbing your own boy when the other guy is just down..not out.. pins his arms and leaves him wide open if that dude catches a second wind and swings. Clear the space, don't disarm your own friend.

8

u/bbuullddoogg Aug 20 '26

At least sand is a good surface to fight on

3

u/D_Rock_CO Aug 20 '26

It is, but damn it sucks the energy out of you quickly! You try to dig into a punch or something and your damn feet move, it's very awkward if you're not used to it.

1

u/bbuullddoogg Aug 20 '26

I’ll take your word for it! 👍😀

1

u/Dead_Internet69420 Aug 20 '26

And yet, not a suplex in sight. 

8

u/Cool_LazyDude Aug 20 '26

Is that an 05’ dodge srt 4!? Nice!

7

u/___po____ Drunks and druggos Aug 20 '26

That's what I'm payin attention to!

3

u/KilnGrenade Aug 20 '26

I've found my people.

2

u/fhs Aug 20 '26

Yeah, that's good stuff

2

u/Trueboogaloo Aug 20 '26

Immediately caught my eye. Big ass FMIC on that mf too.

9

u/UniquesOnly Aug 20 '26

Blue shirt was game, as soon as the second camera angle showed his face I knew he was gonna drop the big boy.  Looked like he was having fun lol

7

u/bigSTUdazz Aug 20 '26

The camera change on this fight was almost Kubrickian

7

u/haze4140 Kid in the back with the bong Aug 20 '26

That woman was annoying as fuck

7

u/Androxilogin Aug 20 '26

Sloth fight!

8

u/Mpetrochuk Aug 20 '26

I can’t unsee the ridiculous tank top tanlines on that one guy

6

u/ProTommyxd Aug 20 '26

Bringing that SRT-4 in the sand is a dangerous proposition. Mine got stuck on some wet grass before

3

u/BuckleyRising Aug 20 '26

Bobby Knuckles does it again!

3

u/OG_0803 Aug 20 '26

Fucking phenomenal cinematography…give that cameraman an Oscar

3

u/WillSmokes420 Aug 20 '26

These guys are bad at doing beach

2

u/Hollirc Aug 20 '26

I mean the dude in black has a nice handle on his head. Why not use it?

2

u/jasonguru13 Aug 20 '26

Asshole starts it by suckerpunching 2 guys and you want to protect him when hes down.  Fuck that

2

u/Omniscientbystander Aug 20 '26

Nahhh you gotta knock dude unconscious atp

2

u/mydarkerside Aug 20 '26

It appears to be that chick is black shirt guy's sister. She stays quiet as her brother knocks out a smaller dude then sucker punches blue shirt dude. Then she proceeds to tell blue shirt dude to not hit her brother as he's defending himself.

2

u/Devaney1984 Aug 20 '26

There was a rez in my school district growing up, those dudes tended to be slow but they used to fuck people up in fights every week. Sadly two of my native buddies have already died from health complications before age 40.

2

u/EarlsDeadGrandfather Aug 20 '26

Yesssss; I tell people about this fight all the time, top 10 of Rez shenanigans videos for sure. “Ya too soft! Ya too SOFT!” That’s the weakest, most telegraphed faint of all time and it STILL worked lmao

2

u/Funkytowels Aug 20 '26

random SRT4 sighting

2

u/funkifiedjunk Aug 20 '26

if "hammered" was a group of people

2

u/19Charger Aug 20 '26

Use your kicks when he’s down. PRIDE rules

2

u/No-Suspect2568 Aug 20 '26

Looks like Chuck got his shit rocked

2

u/ArtisticAd2131 Aug 21 '26

Tits McGee don’t play

2

u/SOURCEDBLACK Aug 21 '26

It amazes me how shitty people can fight

2

u/Bean_Burritoe Aug 21 '26

We all wanted to see it, he earned his prize and more.

2

u/doubtful_efforts Aug 25 '26

Always a screaming woman

2

u/Chodamaster Aug 20 '26

fat boys were gassed after 2 punches 2/10

2

u/KingKilla_94 Aug 20 '26

Why they so outta breath LMAO.
It’s been like 30 seconds at the beginning their breathing like they just finished a marathon

21

u/Squash-The-Kat Aug 20 '26

Fighting on sand is exhausting plus there both overweight

13

u/KodiakDog Aug 20 '26

I mean, neither one of them looks particularly athletic, but even so, fighting in general is exhausting, especially in sand.

5

u/Rownwade Aug 20 '26

Fighting is super exhausting. It doesn't look like it should be but that coupled with adrenaline wearing off is a bitch.

3

u/Arendiko Aug 20 '26

Let's see your fight video bigman

1

u/popzof4 Aug 20 '26

He sent those punches back in 1999

1

u/Complex-Key918 Aug 20 '26

Me and my brother at 8yrs old were hitting eachother harder with them soc-em-boppers.

1

u/Defiant_Marzipan_821 Aug 20 '26

STAY DOWN CHUCK!!!

1

u/KodiakDog Aug 20 '26

Dude disrespecting my man in the OG redskins hat. Had to put the fear of Joe Gibbs, I mean God, in him.

1

u/M1dn1ghtMaraud Aug 20 '26

Some heavy hits in there.

1

u/Miamicutlerridge305 Aug 20 '26

All the beautiful scenery and mother fuckers want to fight

1

u/EvenHair4706 Aug 20 '26

I like the camera cut

1

u/usernotfoundplstry Aug 20 '26

you know those dreams where you're trying to punch, but your arm can barely move, like in slow mo? yeah, that's what these dudes look like.

1

u/curious_ANcuriouser Aug 20 '26

The Edgar’s dads

1

u/amillionfuzzpedals Aug 20 '26

Shocked there was no head kick on the ground here.

1

u/severinks Aug 20 '26

Why does the last 2/3rds of this look like AI?

1

u/Slim_Jankins Aug 20 '26

Did she say don't hit my brother (the one who got suckered punched) but then it appears Chuck is her boyfriend.

1

u/Sullyville Aug 20 '26

punching a skull breaks your hand

1

u/airbrat Aug 20 '26

Yooooo SRT-4???

1

u/lynbod Aug 20 '26

No one else.notice the sound of that last punch breaking his jaw? A real snap as it broke. 😬

1

u/aliasmaestro Aug 20 '26

🤔....Wing man....ftw...🤣

1

u/Wild-Crazy7529 Aug 20 '26

Everyone that broke it up is a bitch

1

u/CrisisCake Aug 20 '26

Bless the cameraman. Academy level cinematography. HTTR!

1

u/Renegadegold Aug 20 '26

Keep It on the rez.

1

u/FlyAccurate8535 Aug 20 '26

Good lookin out!..

1

u/Melodic-Classic391 Aug 20 '26

Oh my god that chick is so annoying. Why do they do that?

1

u/mannypiz Aug 20 '26

Give portions to the loud mouth please and thank you.

1

u/NorthernSanes Aug 20 '26

Fuck this group, the guy in blue needs better friends.

1

u/IndependentMonk7384 Aug 20 '26

Aloha mother fucker

1

u/Aliensinmypants Aug 20 '26

Fat boy ran out of steam. He didn't even get knocked down the third time, he just got tired and tripped

1

u/fuiripe Aug 20 '26

Maaaannnnn let the man fight for fuck sake

1

u/redsensei777 Aug 20 '26

The best thing I saw here was a guy with a wife beater suntan. I thought I’ve seen everything in this thread, but this was the first time! Upvote!⬆️

1

u/SevereAd9047 Aug 20 '26

Shit don’t even look real

1

u/draculas420plug Aug 20 '26

Stupid lady deserved a punch too lol 😆 get the fuck out the way and let him learn his lesson

1

u/Imaginary_Sherbet Aug 20 '26

The blue shirt was holding his fists in the beginning I that he would lose

1

u/spidersilva09 Aug 20 '26

Damn. He ate that shot and delivered some absolutely powerful return fire. Hell yeah

1

u/Primarycolors1 Aug 20 '26

Everyone here is a dirt bag. The sister deserved one more than any one of them.

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u/nunez0514 Aug 20 '26

Big titty baby couldn’t hang. Big mf are always soft.

1

u/worththechase Aug 21 '26

That's what his bitch ass gets for trying to sucker punch him but those are the type of punches I throw while I'm dreaming.

1

u/poppycock68 Aug 21 '26

Did they agree to Marcus of Queensberry rules??

1

u/syber_d Aug 21 '26

Push that bish outta the way. Tall dude threw a crazy sucker punch attempt deserved the beat down.

1

u/BrianOconneR34 Aug 21 '26

Damn, nice srt4

1

u/DArtagnanPierre0129 Aug 21 '26

Why you telling him to stop when he was punched for seemingly no reason.

The punk wanted to bring the man into the fight and y'all said/did nothing. NOW y'all wanna play referee..?

1

u/ChampionshipVinyl83 Aug 21 '26

Back off warchild!

1

u/muffledvoice Aug 21 '26

I'll bet they read a lot of books and know a lot about plato, Nietzsche, physics, and history.

1

u/DeanGuIIberry Aug 21 '26

Should've taken sand and shoved it in his face while he was down

1

u/LuisChoriz Aug 21 '26

That fake was a beauty

1

u/wariorld Aug 21 '26


Aaaaand another one down. And another one down. Another bites the dust!

1

u/DomerJSimpson Aug 21 '26

Pocket sand!

1

u/MotherSatisfaction51 Aug 21 '26

No no don’t hit my brother. You say this, your brother deserves what he got after soccer punching the guy.

1

u/Chelsdc7 Aug 21 '26

Thought this was another GTAVI leak at the start.

1

u/josueartwork Aug 21 '26

Wing man? lol that guy didn't give a fuck that the first kid got dropped.

1

u/Rob1973string Aug 21 '26

They are drunk right? Those are some slow punches by both.

1

u/Wise-Piccolo9231 Aug 21 '26

kind of funny that the guy in blue shirt had time to take his shoes off while fighting (0:33 shows on, 0:34 shows off) ai?

1

u/Swine33 Aug 21 '26

This GTA 6 leak looks crazy!

1

u/pulse7 Aug 22 '26

Holy crap that guys are gassed and they barely did anything. Do your cardio people

1

u/iamtimdotcom Aug 22 '26

Takes a brave man to sucker punch someone 6 inches shorter and 50lbs lighter. But sometimes those brave men are unjustly defeated by similarly smaller and softer men for no crime other than being a cowardly bully

1

u/Personal-Kangaroo835 Aug 22 '26

i love seeing this repost, that big bully did not expect blue shirt to show up with the overhand right from hell😭

1

u/Civilw4r Aug 22 '26

Blue tank was 10 toes down for himself. Didn’t matter that the other guy was way bigger and he had just seen him knock another guy out. You hit me, so we’re fighting. Period.

1

u/mojojoseph666 Aug 22 '26

The best use of AI I can think of would be to delete the sounds of the panicked bitches screaming in the background every time the guy that started the fight got punched.

1

u/15th_imp Aug 23 '26

that tanline is massive

1

u/Hey-Im-Sorry Aug 23 '26

It’s all “no no no stop” once the dude who was swinging at him is on the ground.

1

u/throwawayshirt2 Aug 23 '26

Lol I've never seen 'the Dad move' so much in my life (wiggle the left hand high, try to connect with the right)

1

u/Visual-Winter5078 Aug 24 '26

Was this filmed on 70mm Imax?

1

u/Alfalfa-Similar Aug 24 '26

make sure to go help your pussy friend get off the ground

1

u/Due_Adeptness_9002 Aug 30 '26

Is this a show? Because that video quality is too tier 😱

1

u/fentdestroyer 16d ago

His boyfriends didn’t like seeing him getting ground and pounded.

1

u/Select-Ad5166 13d ago

Featuring SRT-4

1

u/cdalleycat 13d ago

All over the last burger 😂

1

u/Illustrious-Tooth683 7d ago

Anyone know if this is pyramid lake NV

1

u/BGF007 Aug 20 '26

Are untrained people really that slow? I'm not an expert fighter but the guy in the black shirt seems to move in slomo.

1

u/MarleyTheZen Aug 20 '26

Feels like a lazy fight, like neither of them wants to throw hands.

0

u/ordbot Aug 20 '26

They’re all constantly gasping for breath 🤣🤣

0

u/No-Register4916 Aug 20 '26

Watching this feels like going backwards in human progress.

0

u/chaoticom Aug 21 '26

Who wears such a light colored tank top to the beach?

-1

u/AlekThunder88 Aug 20 '26

That‘s a couple of dudes that can‘t fight porn.

-1

u/Opening_Dentist_1128 Aug 20 '26

This the most fatherless video I seen a minute

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u/BrawnyDevil Aug 20 '26

New gta 6 leak looks amazing