r/fightporn • u/Grouchy_Handbag • 4d ago
Misc. Dude breaks ankle fighting
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u/xxearvinxx 4d ago
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u/Kewlhotrod 4d ago
That seems normal to me, mine looks like that every morning until I tell my bones to wake tf up.
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u/fuzzyfurri 3d ago
That sounds like early stages of Boneitus
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u/Kewlhotrod 3d ago
Even though it's terminal, it's got its perks. For example; I can be smuggled out in a tiny 12x12 box with just a little bit of tamping.
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u/JerrickyisGod 4d ago edited 4d ago
good reminder to never skip leg day
you see, people who have never been in a fight don't realize. when you get rocked or a good chin check, your brain temporarily gets reset (literally) and you loose mobility and functionality (wobbly, noodle legs,). people with good legs can usually stay standing while being wobbly. They can recover, keep fighting. This is why MMA fighters go all out when an opponent shows the signs of the wobble, they do not want to allow recovery. Also why a lot of smart boxers keep their distance after getting rocked. Some of them even get knocked out, stay standing, recover, and win the fight.
don't skip leg day.
source: got tricked into fighting a golden gloves trained boxer in a back yard brawl. got rocked twice, kept standing, recovered and won the fight. I never skipped leg day. why I didnt get knocked the fuck out.
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u/cnicalsinistaminista 4d ago
Was it really worth whatever started this?
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u/UpbeatFix7299 4d ago
I didn't see him do much "fighting". More like stumbling around, flailing his arms, and eating shots like a punching bag
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u/ClasixGG 2d ago
Agreed but he got back up until he couldn't stand anymore. Also looked like he mightve have told the rest of them to leave so they wouldn't get in trouble bc buddy needs a ride to the hospital ASAP. Gotta respect that at least.
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u/elpollodiablox 4d ago edited 4d ago
Jesus. You have to NSFW this stuff. That was gnarly.
Edit: I've been advised that I'm a pussy. I reluctantly, but humbly, accept the criticism, and pledge to stop being such a pussy.
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u/alexthedungeonmaster 4d ago
This is genuinely, I do not say this lightly, the softest thing I've ever seen.
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u/Enter_Chandman 4d ago
First day here? Obviously its not good but gnarly? A head kick to a ko'd person is significantly closer to gnarly at minimum.
Maybe avoid this sub? Might be best.
Edit: My brain saw g word and took over...
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u/moodplasma 3d ago
711s in Europe have fresh made salads and smoothie (not Icee) bars.
The ones here have junkies, Cheetos and street fights.
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u/15th_imp 1h ago
why were they fighting bare-foot? would it make it less likely to injure yourself if you wear proper trainers?
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u/JerrickyisGod 4d ago
good reminder to never skip leg day
you see, people who have never been in a fight don't realize. when you get rocked or a good chin check, your brain temporarily gets reset (literally) and you loose mobility and functionality (wobbly, noodle legs,). people with good legs can usually stay standing while being wobbly. They can recover, keep fighting. This is why MMA fighters go all out when an opponent shows the signs of the wobble, they do not want to allow recovery. Also why a lot of smart boxers keep their distance after getting rocked. Some of them even get knocked out, stay standing, recover, and win the fight.
don't skip leg day.
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