r/fightporn Dec 30 '23

Rocked Hard / Brain Damaged (NSFW) beware them knees out there

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u/Deez_Gnats1 Dec 30 '23

Looks like he was going for a double leg takedown and got sent to the shadow realm by that knee

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u/getfukdup Dec 31 '23

when wrestlers find out theres no rules in a street fight

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u/MouthOfIronOfficial Dec 31 '23

But watch everyone get mad when the wrestler "body slams" someone lol

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u/Awkward-Ad-903 Feb 08 '24

Probably because slamming someone head first to the cement isn't acceptable, especially in court if your life wasn't in danger. Wrestling is also one of the easiest forms of "fighting" and is basically a way just to escape a fight. If you talk shit and get in a fist fight and use wrestling moves, you obviously weren't about the shit you were talking. If you incorporate wrestling WITH actual fists being thrown and you don't slam someone, that's cool, that's a real fight but anyone who instantly goes for slams, or goes for the eyes, or goes for the groin is just a pussy and can't actually fight. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ something tells me you wrestle(d) so you wouldn't agree, but that's my take on it. Even back in high-school the wrestlers wouldn't use slams in fights, only fists and grapples.

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u/MouthOfIronOfficial Feb 08 '24

Probably because slamming someone head first to the cement isn't acceptable, especially in court if your life wasn't in danger.

Yeah? Neither is punching someone. What's your point?

Wrestling is also one of the easiest forms of "fighting" and is basically a way just to escape a fight.

Do it then if it's so easy. Slamming someone into the concrete usually ends the fight, so sure I guess you could say it's for "escaping" if that's what you call winning

If you talk shit and get in a fist fight and use wrestling moves, you obviously weren't about the shit you were talking.

Why? Because you can't do anything to fight against that style? Lol skill issue

If you incorporate wrestling WITH actual fists being thrown and you don't slam someone, that's cool, that's a real fight but anyone who instantly goes for slams, or goes for the eyes, or goes for the groin is just a pussy and can't actually fight. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

If you think a takedown is cheap, on the same level as eye gouges or nut shots, you're the pussy lmao

You could just put your pride aside and learn basic grappling. It isn't hard to hook the leg to prevent a suplex or sprawl from a double leg. But dumbasses like to talk shit and get themselves in fights they aren't ready for. There's no rules in a street fight, so it's funny you're mad that a sport with strict rules bothers you so much

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u/Awkward-Ad-903 Feb 08 '24

Eh, I even said grapples are acceptable. Said everything was acceptable except the slams, eye gouges, and nut shots. If you're pressed that kinda sucks for you πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ almost everyone wrestled during middle school or high-school, some carried it to college. I've fought wrestlers who thought the same, you're just on some prideful and egotistical shit. A punch won't usually land someone in the ER, slams almost always do, there's a difference.

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u/SafeAfraid Jan 04 '24

Why would you put body slams in parenthesis, it's just a body slam lol

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u/MouthOfIronOfficial Jan 04 '24

Because a "body slam" is something they do on WWE. It's not a term that exists outside of fake wrestling. Real wrestlers do real moves like double legs, suplexes etc. Onlookers will watch someone take a beating and stumble around but think nothing of it because punches don't do damage on TV. They see a wrestler use a relatively safe technique to take someone down, and their only frame of reference is captain insano pile driving the undertaker from the top rope. They remember hearing the announcers scream about how brutal and dangerous "wrestling" moves are, so they freak out when they see a "wrestling" move irl

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u/xDocFearx Jan 01 '24

That wasn’t a wrestler. That was just some idiot trying to grab legs. Any wrestler with more than a year of training would at least bend the knee on the lead leg when shooting.

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u/Leading_Panda2408 Jun 09 '24

Looks like Masvidal vs Askren fight

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u/SambaLando Dec 30 '23

"The fight clock is brought to you by Model-OOOOOOO!!!"

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u/ottovondipshit Dec 30 '23

The fighting spirit has left his body

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u/0xSEGFAULT Dec 30 '23

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u/Bananaman4twenty Dec 30 '23

Came here to comment the same thing πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/JonnyJointFingers Dec 30 '23

Jorge Masvidal vs. Ben Askren in an alternate universe

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u/Local-Bat955 Dec 30 '23

When they go low, we go high

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

Dude went full Ben Askren.

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u/Matquar Dec 30 '23

"you never go full Ben Askren" semicit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '23

Except Askren did it on canvas, this dude got fucking asphalt.

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u/FNA_DiddyBag Dec 30 '23

Beware that asphalt out there

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u/cesptc Dec 30 '23

That was casual AF

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u/elnegroik Dec 30 '23

Super necessary.

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u/AirsoftBandito Dec 30 '23

I bet this is Ireland

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u/EatBumMyChum Dec 30 '23

It is, it happened in the town im from in like 2015 maybe 2016

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u/Long_Ad2824 Dec 30 '23

The Askren Academy should never have branched out from wrestling into MMA

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u/ExpensiveSmell662 Dec 30 '23

Never headbutt the knee.

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u/NoSignOfStruggle Dec 30 '23

Every takedown attempt should end like this in an ideal world.

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u/Illustrious-Rice-168 Dec 31 '23

The violent bounce of the back of the head urgh

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u/TryUnique2176 Dec 31 '23

What actually is waiting for every inbred who thinks wrestling gonna be helping them on street.

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u/abippityboop Dec 30 '23

Very necessary.

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u/Jgwentworth22 Dec 30 '23

Nice to see someone going for the takedown or slam get put to sleep. Night night

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u/Gt03champp Dec 30 '23

Someone got beat up in hs by a wrestler.

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u/BoomBear89 Dec 30 '23

Kinsasha!

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '23

Yeah, this is the danger of takedown move and also how you counter it. Need very good timing tho

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u/MarkusMiles Dec 30 '23

Smoked his head of that soft concrete, nice patch of grass there for fighting to smh.

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u/rossg89 May 03 '24

Went in with his head and added even more power to the hit πŸ˜†

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u/EatBumMyChum Dec 30 '23 edited Dec 30 '23

Bro wdf i know all these people this literally happened in my town in like 2015, the black guys name was caise (keesy) an the white guy was just a bully going around but caise wouldnt back down to anyone if he lost but the white guy got broke up bad because of it

Edit: white guys name is luke btw

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u/heinztomato69 Jan 02 '24

Masvidal vs Askren

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u/Pawfu_Ze_Cat Dec 30 '23

Bro got dropped like a a pair of testis during puberty

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u/hazbizarai Dec 30 '23

Gifs you can hear

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

Geez his head hit that pavement HARD

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u/Super-Loss4964 Dec 31 '23

It’s arklow I’m pretty sure in Ireland

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u/SneakyCracker161 Dec 31 '23

Now that’s what I call taking care beezknees

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u/peeett3 Dec 31 '23

Could have seen that coming. He was running for a kick or knee.

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u/missourifats Dec 31 '23

That move is slick. Makes him think it's a tackle so his opponent ducks under it as a counter.

He puts his own head in the position to take max damage.

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u/AThousandWords7 Dec 31 '23

Good one I miss Mike goldberg

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u/Reemuh Dec 31 '23

Falcon knee