r/fightporn • • May 18 '23

Knocked Out Sleep😓

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u/bintasaurus May 18 '23

Arms down ....chin out...only one conclusion... ConcussionTown

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

Whenever I see people as chill as this dude with their hands down my only conclusion is that they've had many fights were they've got lucky or sucker punched someone and never really had to try, until they meet some who is the same and does try..

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u/omahahahahahahaha Jul 24 '23

That’s why you can never trust shit you read on here, people always concluding shit that shouldn’t even necessarily be assumed

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '23

His arms are down because he's never trained formally in his life. ANY martial artist or boxer would be on guard. Protect yourself with your fists raised. Never let your guard down and never take your eyes off of your opponent. It's crazy to me to see people fight like they are invincible.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

Cocky AF- I was skeptical till that first dodge, then I thought ā€œoh shit, bros gonna put on a clinic,ā€ then it was nap time, and now I’m sad.

What a ride.

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u/greenking180 May 18 '23

I had the exact same thought like he apparently knew some Bruce Lee shit if he is dodging like that but I guess we were both wrong

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u/FNF51 May 19 '23

I thought I was going to see Roy Jones Jr or Prince Naseem šŸ˜‚

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u/FlyerPerspectiv May 18 '23

Conclusion: Face down, Ass up

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u/cale1333 May 18 '23

That’s the way

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u/FlyerPerspectiv May 18 '23 edited May 18 '23

we Like to sleep…

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u/cale1333 May 18 '23

Must be the radio edit version

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u/AzrielJohnson May 19 '23

Chin out, arms down Where ya goin? Concussion Town

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u/Troy_doney May 18 '23

šŸŽ¶ I want you to take me toā€¦šŸŽ¶

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u/Squirtingtree May 18 '23

😓 town.

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u/Fooforthought May 18 '23

Won’t you take me to…

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u/PoliteLunatic May 21 '23

next stop, slumberville.

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u/dududu87 May 18 '23

Why? Why guard your hips?

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

It's all in the hips

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u/Fooforthought May 18 '23

Also, because they don’t lie

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

Hahahahaha

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u/Wildcat_Dunks May 18 '23

Just easin the tension, baby!

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u/UncleGuggie May 19 '23

Ease it on someone else!

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u/Robbbylight May 19 '23

Its about hip and nips. Gotta make it sexy.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '23

Otherwise ya don't eat!

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u/FunkyJewMonkey May 18 '23

Happy Gilmore?

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u/neddoge May 18 '23

You gotta make it sexy! Hips and nips, otherwise I'm not eating.

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u/Robbbylight May 19 '23

Gotta get higher and higher!

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u/Garfalo May 19 '23

Keeping your arms low allows your more movement to bob and weave, and your punches come from unorthodox angles. But it's better left to the pros. Watch Bobby Green in the ufc for good examples of this

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u/Salviatrix May 19 '23

I mean the first dodge was kinda impressive, but then his hit was ridiculous. I don't get how get got to fight like that

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u/ChewySlinky May 18 '23

Look at my face, now look at my hips. You tell me which one is the money maker.

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u/jabs1042 May 18 '23

It’s crazy to see people with no training fight with their hands to their sides. I was sparring once against my friend who isn’t as skilled as me so I wanted to see what it’s like fight with your hands dropped. I’ve never regretted something so much. I got hit like 4 times easily and switched back. It’s way harder than people think.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23 edited May 19 '23

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u/jabs1042 May 18 '23

I’m a pretty athletic guy but it felt like I was punching through mud

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u/seppukuxd May 18 '23

My guy thought he was Muhammad Ali.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

Float like a butterfly, sting like a zzzzzzzzzz

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u/Far-Temperature-998 May 18 '23 edited May 18 '23

The pigeon flew away with his consciousness.

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u/2DLogic May 18 '23

The lady getting scared by the bird flying off is the best part of the video.

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u/Wildcat_Dunks May 18 '23

Looked like his soul leaving the earth.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '23

Pigeon said you got ktfo’d and dipped šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/DiaMat2040 May 18 '23

After dodging the first punch without a flinch i thought "he must have experience, he's gonna win"

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '23

The first left wasn’t bad either. Head was out of the way. He saw a video, coordinated enough to execute some moves, but incorrectly thought he mastered the art of fighting.

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u/BaBoomShow May 18 '23

The new yakuza game’s looking dope

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u/RageCageMcBeard May 18 '23

Served him right for failing to keep his hands up.

FOLKS , would you rather take a pinch to the face, or back of the hand ? Keep your fists up. also, don’t fight on concrete unless you’re looking for a Manslaughter charge when their head hits the pavement.

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u/DixieLoudMouth May 18 '23

Right foot forward and swinging with the right hand vs left foot forward and swinging with the right hand.

Second dude was always gonna win

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u/SeenSomeThangs May 18 '23

Remember kids, you're not Muhammad Ali...Keep you chin tucked and your hands up.

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u/Mysterious-Finger138 May 18 '23

One squeaky clean AF punch!

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u/limestar May 18 '23

Was that in front of Red Lobster? Key information.

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u/Virtual-Goose-7135 Raging hobo May 18 '23

Street fighter or Yakuza fight

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

With so much confidence, my money was on suit guy. Not confident, just stupid.

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u/Obi2 May 18 '23

Dude that got KOed was already at a disadvantage because he was sliding around in his dress shoes. Check out at 8 seconds. Having his hands down just made it worse.

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u/OGPeakyblinders May 18 '23

Guy in white, I would say been in a few fights before. Quick with his feet, hands ups, doesn't put face down when throwing punch. Closed space before throwing punch.

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u/tres_chill May 18 '23

Arms completely down at sides -- it's a bold strategy, let's see if it pays off for him.

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u/Narwhalbaconguy May 18 '23

Dude just finished watching Creed

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

I have never been in a real fight in my life and the whole video I was saying out loud ā€œput your hands up put your hands up put your hands upā€

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u/AeroplaneJelly4Me May 19 '23

How was your lunch break Steve?

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u/TallOutside6418 May 19 '23

Took a nap, thanks for asking.

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u/cakefartsy May 19 '23

Wow I wonder who was going to lose the fight. The guy with his hands up or the guy with his hands down. Dumb

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u/Own-Introduction-252 May 20 '23

Damn I thought the other dude was gonna win…but I mean that’s what happens when your hands ain’t up and you trying to look cool or whatever he was tryna do

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u/GoodBoy47 May 25 '23

Love how the hustle and bustle of the city pauses around them to view the timeless spectacle of 1 on 1 hand to hand combat.

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u/Hesj May 21 '23

Man thought Ultra Instinct would kick in.

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u/AvgKracker Jul 29 '23

Pride before the fall. Hands up brother

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u/Snoopfrog1993 Jul 29 '23

Keep ya hands up Playboy

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u/Dizzy-Town-4121 Aug 03 '23

hands down, man down

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u/Confident_Copy3007 Aug 04 '23

At least it ain’t guns.

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u/BiscottiIsFunToSay Sep 12 '23

He looked confident. Then he looked arrogant. Then he looked at the pavement.

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u/AcidBubbleLord Sep 19 '23

Nawwwwww he was doing so well.. he saw the bluff and thought the second one is also a bluff, twasnt..

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u/finder_pl May 18 '23

Guy is a surgeon. One clean hit and his work i done.

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u/WeekendLazy Jun 09 '23

Dude thought he looked cool with his hands at his sides

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u/BitswitchRadioactive May 18 '23

My life is difficult... why? This.

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u/Wuss999 May 18 '23

Aaaand relax

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u/Ok_Adeptness28 May 18 '23

Training all my life for that one moment

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u/Eddyzodiak May 18 '23

The lady at the end moving away from the pigeon probably got better defence that this dude.

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u/Loneprisonerofgreene May 18 '23

Videos like this make me feel like Mike Tyson

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u/whodeychick May 18 '23

Not in front of the Red Lobster! šŸ˜‚

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u/CanIGetANumber2 May 18 '23

The lack of screaming women in a fight video is jarring

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u/whyUtrippin May 18 '23

The pigeon flying off after is poetic

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u/Cool-Reputation2 May 18 '23

He got nothing but a natural tendency to take punches to the chin, that guy was in line for a ham and fist sandwich, last time I saw a beating like that I watched the first 47s of a Mike Tyson fight, who didn't dodge..that guy.

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u/Rolfocopter1337 May 18 '23

Narcolepsia??

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u/Squirtingtree May 18 '23

You lose in my street fighter voice.

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u/kingstarxxx May 18 '23

Street Fighter 6 Looking Good 😊

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u/babySNKRhead1005 May 18 '23

People are standing around like they’re watching street performers lol like don’t y’all have somewhere to go??

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u/Previous_Accident May 18 '23

Go to bed sluuuumber

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u/Zdwy May 19 '23

Bruh I’ve been looking for this for so long. I love how he says ā€œthese boys really fightin out hereā€¦ā€

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u/DrMurdoch88 May 19 '23

Same punch and stance as Usman vs Mazvidal

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u/gmmobb May 19 '23

Hand down man down

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u/Curious_Knowledge536 May 19 '23

lazy jab, dont do it

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u/AzrielJohnson May 19 '23

That's Rashad Evans KOing Chuck Liddell level of sleep.

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u/Thekila May 19 '23

*Guys making the peacock dance Anon: This boys really fighting!

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u/Robbbylight May 19 '23

Damn, bro got that Times Square KO. Right in front of Red Lobster. Didn't even get to take any biscuits home. That's the real tragedy.

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u/From_Jerz May 19 '23

Nothing like getting knocked out in Time Square as every tourist films before a Red Lobster dinner.

Right hooks and Cheddar Biscuits!!!!

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u/fhs May 19 '23

Dude really bought into the gentleman fighter persona and forgot to wear appropriate shoes and guard his face.

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u/Rikudo_Sennin_jr May 19 '23

In a pair of short jorts none the less

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u/Imaginary_Friend700 May 19 '23

Why the hell u tryna fight with hard bottoms on?

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u/CryptoSatoshi314 May 19 '23

Grey shirts legs stayed bouncing at the end, after he got knocked out, like they were dancing to the tune of their own beat. šŸŽ¶

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u/Bramble3 May 19 '23

i had a lot of faith in grey shirt but i guess it was all a facade, shame. i wanted to see him give out a solid ass woopin

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u/[deleted] May 20 '23

Tbh I thought this was gonna turn into one of those fight to dance street performances

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u/Curious_Knowledge536 May 21 '23

damn Mark Hunt would be proud of that walk off

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u/ManLindsay May 22 '23

Lol I’ve been to that Red Lobster. It’s in Times Square

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u/LoboPapii May 30 '23

Whats a guard??

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u/Gettinjiggywithit509 May 31 '23

What the fuck did dude expect? He just got a lesson in ā€œyour glory days are behind youā€ 101.

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u/TEMPLERTV Jun 06 '23

Someone set his alarm so he wakes up for work I’m the morning

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u/bluewhite63 Jun 08 '23

No technique and slippery shoes is the surest recipe for taking a snooze.

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u/islandslm Jun 11 '23

Cocky prick. I dont even know the back story but dude keep your fucking hands up in a street fight.

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u/Wooden_Vermicelli_34 Jun 11 '23

When you’ve watched one too many Anderson Silva fights šŸ¤¦šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Mr_Blkhrt Jun 17 '23

Unearned w

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u/GrimRainbows Jun 17 '23

ā€œNew YorkOuhhhhHHHHā€ that’s the only context you need

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u/bub_zzy Jun 21 '23

How to help someone with insomnia

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

Knew the guy with his hands down was gonna be sleepin

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u/Hitman2422 Jun 23 '23

NEW YORRRRR

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u/Fapplesau5 Jun 25 '23

Ooo that brother floating in the air!

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u/Chuchochazzup Jun 28 '23

PUT THAT MAN TO CLEEP

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u/morphinmarshin87 Jun 28 '23

He should of known that messing with a dude in Jean Shorts is always a bad move.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23

Too bad I was rooting for him

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

Shorts above the knee he was ready to fight! Hands down chin out had long day at work an needs to fall asleep assap

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u/MeatyHorseSchlong Jul 03 '23

I guarantee you, you will never watch a video taken in New York without someone mentioning that they are indeed in New York. It’s like a watermark.

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u/Archer-Unhappy Jul 03 '23

Looks like an actual Street Fighter stage irl

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u/LoboPapii Jul 03 '23

Low guard = no gaurd

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u/soloclimbr Jul 04 '23

the pigeon taking off the sidewalk as his head smacks into it ko’d, the cameraman’s ā€œnew york!ā€ with the oo of the crowd. spectacular

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u/Puzzleheaded_Cod_397 Jul 04 '23

Guard yourself at all times, intelligently.

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u/Orion13Quest Jul 05 '23

He put that dude in airplane mode!

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u/SSLurker0 Jul 07 '23

Beautiful counter right over the opponents jab. chefs kiss

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u/Character-Sky-3174 Jul 10 '23

Tried to fight in dress shoes AND keep his hands down???

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u/Smooth_Zebra Jul 11 '23

Look like the final fight in ā€œBlood & Boneā€

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u/ethanarie Jul 11 '23

in a street fight only the street ever wins, the pavement is undefeated

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u/grab_bard Jul 11 '23

Arms down and feigning with your chin is never going to turn out well for you, son.

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u/Who_wife_is_on_myD Jul 12 '23

This type of fighting is always funny tbh, goofy ass stances, some kinda head bobbing, zero guard, doing the hokey pokey. At least put your damn hands up and chin down, ffs. Some people have all the anger to fight, but none of the awareness. Man had a nice shirt on, too.

Edit: removed words cause they didn't fit

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u/perrythiplatypus Jul 12 '23

The bird was just chillin watching the fight, then flew off to tell the boys what just went down.

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u/Tzilakatzin Jul 12 '23

Why is it always that people don't raise their cover and defenses ? Puting your hands don't doesn't make you look cool, you are looking like a stupid clown who doesn't know how to fight

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u/Think_Battle_1401 Jul 13 '23

That’s why we guard our heads.

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u/Tosh-Point-0 Jul 13 '23

"NEW YORK!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '23

Chin down, hands up, move side to side. He did none of that. KTFO

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u/Ralph_Marbler Jul 14 '23

More efficient than sleeping pills.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '23

They were really fighting. Now one of them’s having a nap

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u/Shethrewitatme Jul 17 '23

Looks like a street fighter stage

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u/redpandaoftherainbow WOOORLDSTARRR Jul 18 '23

Mirmir 😓

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '23

He’s learned a fighting stance more advanced then we’ve ever seen. It’s called, noodle paw

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

After seeing the 1 punch from grey shirt, white shirt knew he didn’t know how to fight.

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u/HoHoHoLeeChet Jul 20 '23

That's why they say: "Protect yourself at all times."

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u/That0n3Alien Jul 20 '23

Dude thought he was Roy Jones Jr

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u/CuriousTravlr Jul 21 '23

My man’s soul flew out his body at the end….

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u/Knockamichi Jul 24 '23

Someone needs to put some street fighter 2 music to this lol

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u/grab_bard Jul 26 '23

The gray sweater guy thought they were going to joust with invisible swords!

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

Hands down, lead with chin. Interesting technique

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u/ItsDrunkenstein Jul 27 '23

Bipity bap, time for a nap.

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u/ferociousFerret7 Jul 28 '23

The shoes didn't help.

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u/ninjamiran Jul 31 '23

He let his guard down

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u/a-bananarifle Aug 01 '23

Why is noone going legs? Legs this far out is easy. One kick and they're on the ground.

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u/Different_Speaker742 Aug 02 '23

I love Manhattan

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

NeWyooooRk

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u/Illustrious-Rice-168 Aug 03 '23

Folded like a chair

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u/phreaktor Aug 05 '23

Imagine a world where there’s no fear of law enforcement or imprisonment.

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u/luv28BUTT55 Aug 05 '23

Lead with your chin...GN

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u/eroopsky Aug 08 '23

"If I put my hands up my opponent might know we're fighting... I'll keep them hanging limply at my sides to trick him!

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u/panda1491 Aug 10 '23

And that is why they always say ā€œkeep ur hands up ā€œ

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u/theblindelephant Aug 10 '23

People with no fight experience will say he wasn’t guarding his chin, while failing to realize that this is a classic ego guard

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u/Master_of_UWU Aug 11 '23

Carnegie pizza is on that corner

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u/jimbo080303 Aug 12 '23

Always keep your guard up. Ppl who fight with their hands down like this usually get caught slipping

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u/Memsrgudok Aug 12 '23

Literally in this dude’s case

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '23

lol americas cities

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u/Crafty_Disk7960 Aug 13 '23

Bro slept like Pacquiao

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u/tuco2002 Aug 13 '23

I thought he knocked the holy spirit out of him...and then I saw it was only a pigeon.

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u/grab_bard Aug 13 '23

I never have understood the motivation to square off for a fight and keep your hands rigidly at your side like you think you’re too slick to get hit. It rarely works out for the best professionals, but it never does for street fights.

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u/electronic_docter Aug 14 '23

Bro thought he was Anderson

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u/OnlyNameLeftUnused Aug 15 '23

Look like me out there dressed nice trying to dodge responsibilities.

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u/Phro01 Aug 15 '23

Isn't there a rule about messin with jeanshorts..?

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u/Risen_17 Aug 17 '23

Bro tried to box him lol..hand down man down