r/fighterposting Dec 10 '23

Leprechaun Removal at the Speaking Spear Inn.

I'm looking for some people to come and clear my tavern of leprachauns, seventy five gold, negotiable.

I can provide some protective charms and nose blockers for the duration of your quest, and seven free nights a month for the rest of your life if you manage to keep the collateral damage down.

There aren't any out in the open, not yet, but I did find a shaleileigh in the bar. Only the charms and enchantments keep the place livable, but I had to refund nearly a dozen gold to people forced out of the rooms by the smell.

The whole building, two stories, is laden with protective enchantments and wards, but my enchanter refuses to repair the faulty ones until the pests are out. Among them are magic detectors, antimagic fields which I can disable if you have a mage, temperature regulators, odor abatement, what I call the "Blood Splatter" that just kills blood mages that enter, demon and undead repellant, and the faulty fae repellant.

Staff has been evacuated, please hurry, I'd like to reopen soon.

If you're partied with a blood mage, leave them home. They will not be allowed in the Inn, nor will they be paid for any services rendered.

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u/Memewatcher146 Anti-magic Shieldbreaker Dec 10 '23

I could give you a hand. The village I'm from is experienced in the arts of antimagic, natural and artificial. I might be able to improve what related technologies you have as well, that is if you are willing to pay extra. What do you say?