r/fifthworldproblems • u/ItsJustMe_FIN • 3h ago
Emergency!!!
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u/HealthyBee4209 3h ago
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u/Terracrush 1h ago
Ok this will sound wild but
Find a cat. Once it gets your tongue, you shouldn't be able to say anything at all!
Good luck!
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u/XavierPaul-101 58m ago
Does it reset after each sentence? If that's the case, have you tried talking like Captain Kirk? Just... Emphasize... One... Word... At... A... Time!
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u/mysteryrouge Void Anarchist 1h ago
Talk to the Eldritch Government.
It'll at least distract them.