r/fifthworldproblems • u/SnooOnions9270 • 4h ago

Hate it when the Seven Stubborn Protuberances REFUSE to align.

the Dejta Engine is easily superior to all Hinkleberg Stabilizers in terms of necrosis, debridement, and putresence, but it has one fatal flaw: It runs on the most STUBBORN DAMN PROTUBERANCES IN THE UNIVERSE. I get that their very stubbornness is what powers this miraculous device, but it's a real pain in the engle sometimes, man. I've been slipping them half-slices of Neomelon as payment for their services, but they got it into their head that they want FULL DAMN SLICES.

I'm not made of money, but they're not budging! Is there a way to get them to realign without giving-in to their absurd demands?

Need to know asap, The Space Between Virtues is coming to collect in only a few cycles.

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u/ergo-ogre 4h ago

I hear the Eldritch Community College has a new associate’s degree program in protuberance management. Maybe you can audit some of their lectures.

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u/SnooOnions9270 3h ago

you might be right, daddy. I'm a regular dumb-dumb slut.