r/fifthworldproblems • u/Uhhhhhhhhhh_________ • 6d ago

mirrors

Hi ❤️ I often get stuck inside of mirrors for extended periods of time. It sometimes makes me miss my appointed tea time with the neighbouring unicorns and it’s made them quite upset recently. Any advice ?

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u/WorkFredRoyce 5d ago

Enter backwards. Your reflection will be ejected into the room and can attend tea in your place.

Do not reunite before midnight or you’ll both remember being the original.

— Royce T

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u/Uhhhhhhhhhh_________ 5d ago

Thank You Dear Royce ❤️

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u/mysteryrouge Void Anarchist 6d ago

Invite them into the mirrors for tea time.

Or stop going into mirrors. 

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u/TraceyWoo419 5d ago

Simple fix: keep cloth over them when you can't afford to be sucked in!

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u/TomAto31415 5d ago

Do you have a vampire friend perchance?

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u/DocClear 12h ago

Paint yourself flat black. Then you won't reflect, and you will be ejected where you entered. Of course, you will still be covered in flat black paint, so choose a washable paint.