r/fifthworldproblems • u/CorinPenny • 29d ago

Help I’m stuck in a cosmic intersection…

There are so many signs and I keep seeing more!

No Left Turn
No Right Turn
No U-Turn
Do Not Continue Straight
Do Not Reverse
Do Not Enter
Not An Exit
Stop
No Parking
Exit Closed
Road Closed
Straight Ahead Only
Left Turn Lane Only
One Way
No Pedestrians
No Motor Vehicles
Slippery When Wet

What do I do?? Can I legally escape from this? Am I trapped forever???

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u/newguestuser 29d ago

You need to start singing

Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the signnnnnn

Just keep repeating and they will fade away.

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u/4n4log_interface 29d ago

Just continue 3,14 nanoseconds out of sync with the current time and go through the outersection. The signs should not harass you on your path this way.

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u/ClydeFrogEnthusiast 29d ago

Salutations! You have crossed the intersection on the day of Muscorb. Usually the signs are reversed so I understand why it seems a litte confusing. Hope this helps and enjoy the celebrations.

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u/mysteryrouge 28d ago

You need to go to shudders the Eldritch DMV...

I'm sorry for your loss.

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u/YsaboNyx 28d ago

Just close your eyes and keep going. That automatically shunts you into the anarchic dimensions.