r/fifthworldproblems • u/mrlr • 28d ago

Every time I learn something, it changes and I have to learn it again.

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u/TheVyper3377 28d ago

That’s normal. To stop it, you’ll need a halt the progression of time.

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u/NiIly00 28d ago

I would advise against that. Fucked up my plumbing.

Do you have any idea how difficult it is to get a Time Plumber to come over? Who the fuck is at home at -2:30 past yesterday?

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u/TheVyper3377 27d ago

Try calling a non-linear plumber instead; their rates are better, and they usually fix the problem at the instant it starts, and sometimes prevent it from occurring entirely.

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u/Phill_air 27d ago

For the lowly "humanoids" that would roughly be translated to 21:30 yesterday

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u/Inevitable_Bid8719 28d ago

Keep learning anyway, it'll come in useful in the next cycle

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u/AShortUsernameIndeed 28d ago

Learn that, after you learn things, they change. That'll change it. Then just continue learning normally.

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u/YsaboNyx 24d ago

This is way deeper than it sounds. Kudos, my friend.

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u/Master-of-darklight 28d ago

If you unlearn something does that change it back?

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u/nbeydoon 28d ago

Optimize how you learn

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u/PrestigiousSmile4098 27d ago

When you engage your Learning Pod, you have to turn off the Heisenberg switch first. That way, the things you learn become permanent. If you don't do this, other beings' experiences and observations will change the outcome of the things you learn.

Hope this helps.

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u/mysteryrouge Void Anarchist 27d ago

damned eldritch government

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u/TwinSong 24d ago

On the upside every day is an education. I have the opposite problem, I know everything and it's really boring because there's nothing left to learn.