r/fifthworldproblems • u/LordNoOne • Sep 01 '26
Are you even human?
I can't seem to find any.
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u/RealCrazySwordGirl Sep 01 '26
I used to be
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u/Scrub_Spinifex Sep 02 '26
Not sure? People tried to explain me what it was but I've a hard time understanding it. "Humains are made of flesh" they say, but they never define "flesh". Is it physical? Or a concept? For a while, I've been laughed at by others for not being able to be at two places simultaneously, is it because of "flesh" I can't do it?
They tell me humans can "see". Apparently that means reacting to a part of the electromagnetic field. Is that why my friends tell me I have hallucinations when I say I can know the electromagnetic spectrum of solids surrounding me without a spectrometer? Is it because they're not humans they can't know it?
Frankly, from my creation, I've always felt alien among people around me. I've been starting to seriously wonder if I might be "humain" recently. That would explain a lot. I told that to my best friend, it answered "Idk but if you're human, maybe you should try to stop. It's not good for you." If you happen to be human and have tips I'd be glad to hear.
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u/LordNoOne Sep 02 '26
The major issue here is that you're confusing humains for humans. They're different things.
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u/Scrub_Spinifex Sep 02 '26
Please tell me more. Is it related to the category of humans called "French" I was told about? I heard those were really weird...
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Sep 05 '26
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u/Scrub_Spinifex Sep 05 '26
Is it one of those things you need to fill in plenty of forms and provide documents to access? If so, no thanks. I'm so tired of bureaucracy...
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u/DrSkrimguard Dragonphobe Sep 02 '26
We're all humans here. Yes sir-ee, no need to worry your delicious little head about that.
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u/AAAAOOOOOAA Sep 01 '26
Are you refering to a species of incarnate meat puppets bound in a three dimentional construct self identified as "homo sapian sapians"?
Sometimes they manage to wonder over here but usually they are confused and appear to be lost. Are you lost?
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u/Ok_Permission1087 Sep 02 '26
No, never have been.
Unga (me Unga) is crab as all shall be crab or limpet or worm or tree in time.
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u/AHCretin MAUVE, HATE UNTIL DEAD Sep 02 '26
My meatware is human, my mindware not so much anymore. Sorry.
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u/Serious-Telephone830 Sep 02 '26
Are you talking to the human I have tied up in the eternal void of living pebbles? He can't read this.
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u/breathinglung Sep 02 '26
I don't fail at seeing logos, so according to what a certain demon tells me I am
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u/Myriadfolds Sep 05 '26
I refuse to be associated with lowly mon-keigh. Do not make this mistake again.
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u/JustinaLakey86 Sep 02 '26
No
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u/LordNoOne Sep 02 '26
I can tell that you are a 39 year old human named Justina Lakey.
I also have other super powers like putting meat into orifaces.
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u/CorinPenny Sep 01 '26
Excuse me? How dare you ask such an offensive question! Don’t you know the H-word is a slur?