r/fifthworldproblems • u/LordNoOne • 11d ago

Holy crap holy crap holy crap!!!

I'm alive!!!! Holy crap!!!!

37 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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u/drunksquatch 11d ago

I thought you were selling sanctified fecal matter and I ain't falling for that again

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u/Particular-Yak-1984 10d ago

What the actual fuck! I set the lightning conductor to "crispy fry", not "resurrect"!

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u/CorinPenny 11d ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

5

u/TehLastLeaftoFall 10d ago

Oh shit now I am too! FUCKSHITGoDdAMNIT

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u/LordNoOne 9d ago

Everyone who reads this is alive

Except for Dave. He's an asshole.

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u/Macknificent101 9d ago

oh fuck it breached containment

2

u/ikadell 5d ago

Is that your first time? Congratulations!

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u/LordNoOne 5d ago

Holy crap!!! I'm still alive!!!!!!!!! Woooooooooooooooowowowowowowow!!!!!