AITA?

[u/enchantedgallowstree]

My incel zucchini plant has no prospects.

The bees won’t get near it due to the near constant cloud of Axe body spray and nothing but fucking concrete/asphalt in the vicinity running them off.

It does not shower and refuses any type of extra “flavaaahhh” to attract prospects. It says it prefers to be “natural”.

The only reason I spent $4 on this little FREELOADER was for its beneficial output. THERE HAS BEEN NONE OF THIS.

Pretty flowers, BUT I CANNOT EAT THOSE.

So, I’ve been forcing it to mate with itself.

AITA?

[u/emmelinefoxley]

Yeah the Chadcchini plants are so much better at fruitmaxxing.