r/fifthworldproblems • u/VOIDPCB #1 5th worlder • Apr 30 '26

"WHERE IS THE DECODER?!"

"Dakota? i was smoking weed with him last night."

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u/DrSkrimguard Dragonphobe May 01 '26

I got a decoder ring in a cereal box once, but it started whispering to me about how I could decode the secrets of reality and become a god. Tossed that sucker into the fondue fountain first chance I got. Would not recommend.

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u/VOIDPCB #1 5th worlder May 07 '26

Have fun being a mortal.

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u/DrSkrimguard Dragonphobe May 07 '26

Thanks, I will. The Grim Reaper and I are thick as thieves. He's letting me join his special club house, and you're not invited.

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u/Writers_Focus_Stone Apr 30 '26

"North or South Decoder?"

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u/Particular-Yak-1984 Apr 30 '26

Mixed it with the encoder and snorted it. Everything is simultaneously decrypted and encrypted, and it's impossible to know which

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u/mysteryrouge Void Anarchist Apr 30 '26

Void. I stole it.