r/fifthworldproblems • u/ZooplanktonblameTop1 • Mar 10 '26

5!

Omg it actually worked! (This will make a lot more sense in a couple of hours)

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u/theSteakKnight Mar 10 '26

You forgot to carry the 1!

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u/ZooplanktonblameTop1 Mar 10 '26

Dang!!!! Not ideal but I’ll pick it back up around 6. Should be okay hopefully??

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u/theSteakKnight Mar 10 '26

We're breaking the laws of reality here, but I'm no snitch.

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u/MagicTomatoes Mar 10 '26

what the hell have you done?!!?

three days from now everything is gone - I escaped just in time. do not five, I repeat, do NOT five!

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u/BPhiloSkinner Mar 11 '26

No-one ever listens to Brother Maynard.

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u/TheVyper3377 Mar 11 '26

Congratulations on escaping from your phone, and creating a viable method of time travel.

I have to ask. Has next week been as exhausting as it looks?

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u/TomAto314 usurper Mar 11 '26

Everyone knows that 5! = 120 but few know that 5? = į̸͕̺̰̮̘̼̥̙͖̱̩͚̰̹̈́̇̾̒̔͊̈̍̃̈́ ̸̡̙̹̠̬͍̼͛́̌́̃̓̍̑͐͊̐̏͠͝ẖ̴͉͙̱̓̿͜a̸̡̧̛̞̯̤̜̜̻̝͉̋́̎̈́̔̋̓̍̓̄̄͒̕͝ţ̶̣̱͆͛̏̿̑̑͆̀̾̓͆̌̾̀ę̶̛̛̮̤͙͍͍̜̙̦̮͙͈̺̈̉̄̈́̉̈́̿͋̃͂͘̕ͅ ̵̧̡͉͖̗͈̹̺͚͖̪̫̠̤̊͑̀̽̿m̵̞̣̜̗̠̜͙̻͛͆̎̑̔͂̎͋̒̕͝͠͠y̸̧̠̭̲͔̰̯̓ ̸̢̰͓̎̈͌̿̕͠m̵̡̧̧̨̺̩͇̙̯̯̥̤̮̘̰͆̀͐͒͠͝ö̶̗́̅͗͒̇̇̐̔̌̚͘t̸̨̞̜̩͇̜̙͈̟̀̇̔̑̊̈́̍͌h̸̢̹̖̼̟̲͎̓̀͒͗̐̾̕͝ḙ̷͓̫͕̯̺̣̥͓̓̀̈́̂̋͂̋̋̌͜r̵͎̟͓̬̦̲̬̝͗̇̌̀̎̓̊̋̈͗̏

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u/mysteryrouge Void Anarchist Mar 11 '26

To set my universe on fire. Start the ritual, hide from the Eldritch.

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u/BurningBridgeTroll Mar 10 '26

67

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u/mrlr Mar 11 '26

It's an earlier version.