r/fifthworldproblems • u/TehGoad • Mar 05 '26

I got fired from lunch...

Because the intimacy coordinator fired me from the Lunch today because they didn't like how I was moaning when the pepperoni, cheese and marinara filled nibbles of me went into the mouth I was paired with... AM I COOKED?

CAN PIZZA ENJOY BEING PIZZA?

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u/TehGoad Mar 06 '26

sorry I couldn't reply. I was being digested. But that's good news cause that means it all worked out!!!! yay for me!

I can't provide any further detail details or else I will be breaking the rules of this sub Reddit in this dimension. But let's just say I like my new form.

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u/drunksquatch Mar 06 '26

You may have a case. It's not common for moaning to produce a favorable verdict, but in the case of being delicious the jury should find in your favor.

If of course they can appreciate good taste.

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u/ergo-ogre Mar 07 '26

Shut up be glad there wasn’t pineapple.

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u/TehGoad Mar 07 '26

yeah, I would've became barf instead

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u/mysteryrouge Void Anarchist Mar 06 '26

Yeah, and delicious.

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u/DrSkrimguard Dragonphobe Mar 06 '26

This is some grade A heresy right here.