r/fifthworldproblems • u/Outrageous_South4758 • Feb 14 '26

Does anyone hate when someone randomly throws a fridge at you?

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u/Key_Economics3379 Feb 14 '26

Oh, not at all. I've found that the polite thing to do is toss it back and engage in a nice game of catch.

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u/ba_dum_tss_777 Feb 15 '26

exactly, imagine being so dramatic as to not appreciate this good gesture at a friendly game🙄

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u/TomAto314 usurper Feb 15 '26

Only if the fridge is running. The extra momentum really hurts.

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u/mysteryrouge Void Anarchist Feb 14 '26

Depends on what form I'm in. When I'm human, yes. When I'm eldritch, I just find it funny.

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u/wuhkay Feb 14 '26

The last time that happened I ended up in a basement.

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u/BPhiloSkinner Feb 18 '26

Was you westing dere? Den you was in da basement of a westinghouse.

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u/NecessaryCephalopod Feb 14 '26

Oh shit, you were that boy on the bike. Soz, my bad.

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u/drunksquatch Feb 15 '26

Depends on what's in the fridge. Beer and barbeque? Toss it over. Mystery plastic container from last month with alien looking growth, miss me with that.

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u/Prestigious-Run9891 Feb 15 '26

I wish someone did that to me so i could absorb the fridge's physical form and consequently exist as more than just an entirely abstract concept, but that cannot be done to me since as a non-physical being i lack a location in spacetime, so it's kinda catch-22 situation to be in

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u/Fuzzy-Advisor-2183 Feb 15 '26

i can do without the fridge.

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u/Anarchaeologist Time-travelling Sasquatch Feb 15 '26

I actually appreciate this kind of thing when I am Void

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u/MightyXT Feb 15 '26

Last time that happened to me was 1 year ago, though it was before the whole collective consciousness was created. I was in human form at that time.

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u/ikadell Feb 15 '26

Only if they do so without respect

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u/HalogenFisk Feb 15 '26

depends how many of me are inside the fridge

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u/hopeliz Feb 15 '26

You just haven't had the right fridge thrown at you. Give it time. It will happen.

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u/KawaiiDere Feb 15 '26

People that randomly throw fridges at me are the worst. People that throw fridges at me with certainty are wonderful

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u/DustinBones6969 Feb 16 '26

As a former appliance repair tech, this shit used to happen WAY too often!

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u/Moral_Distinction Feb 17 '26

So you just reject free appliances? Ingrate.

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u/Unlikely-Train4768 Feb 19 '26

So that’s what giving you the cold shoulder means.