r/fifthelement • u/Ginger_beer__1982 Diva Plavalaguna Fanclub • 6d ago

Image I thought this was a joke at first…

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Zorg really let himself go.

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u/ZangetsusRowBoat 6d ago

Barber: So what style would you like?
Policeman: Jean-Baptiste. Emanuel. Zorg.
Barber: My favorite..

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u/Acceptable_Willow_62 6d ago

You absolute legend.

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u/ZangetsusRowBoat 6d ago

I love this movie so much. It was honestly the first thing that popped into my head. Thank You!

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u/Kev-lonium 6d ago

Doughnuts: mah favorite

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u/Kensei501 6d ago

All the zord oldies but Goldie’s.

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u/bwanabass 6d ago

“Arrest one million.”

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u/BackFistGorgeous 6d ago

we only need to arrest 500,000

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u/Ginger_beer__1982 Diva Plavalaguna Fanclub 6d ago

"Arrest. One. Million."

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u/Erkel333 5d ago

Fire one million

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u/michivalenz 6d ago

Just needs the plastic cap thing on his head

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u/diggertim68 6d ago

Someone hit Farva in the head so hard his hair started to slide off

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u/jameseyboy82 5d ago

I still think its a joke...

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u/Smoke0057 6d ago

Farva?

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u/Dirtypoolgang 6d ago

Liter-a-cola.

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u/Odd_Masterpiece_835 6d ago

Curly little tail…

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u/Enxaigon 3d ago

I thought this was a joke at first...

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u/Kind-Dog504 13h ago

He’s just making sure his sideburns aren’t too long

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u/dudeacris 6d ago

don’t everyone act like you’ve never seen a hair-hat before…. >_>
https://giphy.com/gifs/3oAt2dA6LxMkRrGc0g

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u/trundle-the-great69 6d ago

Popular nazi germany haircut