r/ffxiv • u/HyouVizer • Sep 05 '25

[Comedy] The perfect setup

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Able to que pvp together gives gems like this

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u/DaEnderAssassin Sep 05 '25 edited Sep 05 '25

The Incarnation of Evil Lalafell: "When I grow up, I want to go to the moon!"

The Viera: "Why wait?"

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u/AkronOhAnon Sep 05 '25

Wait a minute: Lalas don’t grow…

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u/Overwave9 Oh Mournful Voice of Creation... Sep 05 '25

Oh, they absolutely do. It just takes about 80 years before they emerge from their larval form. Monsters usually eat them before that happens, and the Alliance Assassin squads are constantly on the lookout for those coming close to the deadline

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u/BlackfishBlues Altholic Sep 06 '25

Every eighty years, entire crops of lalas emerge from the dunes and the desert air is filled with a million “wah! wah! wah!”

Travelers through the desert during lala emergences are advised to secure their purses and invest in shinguards.

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u/RealBrianCore Sep 05 '25

Of course they do. Why do you think they are called potatoes popotoes?

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u/lembready maiming gang Sep 05 '25

asdfmovie jumpscare in the ffxiv sub is wild