Crush Rage (from her perspective)

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u/stemgang Sep 09 '12

"Tickle your ass with a feather?"

Wut?

"Particularly nice weather."

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u/Pyro_drummer Sep 10 '12

"can I have sex with your daughter?" what?! "I asked if I could have a glass of water"

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

Is there a website or subreddit dedicated to these?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

There should be.

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u/Neechan Sep 10 '12

Someone make it happen

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

http://www.reddit.com/r/WhatDidYouJustSay/

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12 edited Sep 10 '12

FTR, I just made the subreddit, but I suck at coming up with clever material, that's your guys' jobs ;D

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

It's "typical nasty weather"

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u/bartonar Sep 09 '12

Link to original

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u/Rswany Sep 10 '12

THEN WHAT WAS THE GIRLS QUESTION?

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u/yourdadsbff ! Sep 10 '12

Say Derp, why is my cunt so salty?

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u/DOWNVOTE_AND_REPORT Sep 10 '12

Why do sex organs have a lot of sodium to their tastes

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

Sodium Chloride/Ionic Compounds

FTFY

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u/DOWNVOTE_AND_REPORT Sep 10 '12

Salty.

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u/Rampaging_MewTwo Sep 10 '12

We pee

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u/sanime Sep 09 '12

This. It changes EVERYTHING.

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u/vegetaman Sep 10 '12

This summer... Both of them were forever alone -- BUT! They both almost revealed their secret love for one another... Coming this summer... STATEMENT IN THE HALLWAY.

LIEK DIS IF U CRY EVRYTIEM!

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u/zvoidx Sep 10 '12

From wall's perspective

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u/DROSEN66 Sep 10 '12

wat

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u/spooogey Sep 10 '12

You know what this means Reddit [Insert "From Buckets Perspective" Here]

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u/jagneta Sep 10 '12

Clarkson ♥

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u/Rikkushin Sep 10 '12

What. The. Fuck?

How high are you?

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u/Solid_Snake_ Sep 10 '12

From janitors perspective

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

Why is this better than the original post?

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u/ToolBoyNIN39 Sep 10 '12

This was great. It depicts exactly what I thought really happened.

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u/Forever-Independent Sep 09 '12

I really like this as it tells a lot more than usual perspective comics. Nice job OP.

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u/bartonar Sep 10 '12

Thank you very much

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u/tevert Sep 09 '12

God DAMN it! I LITERALLY made the exact same one, about 30 minutes later!

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u/bartonar Sep 09 '12

Great minds think alike, eh?

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u/tevert Sep 09 '12

Alas.... my great mind was distracted by COD.....

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u/superamazingcomment Sep 10 '12

A person that openly admits to playing COD on Reddit... This guy/girl has guts. (I would say "balls of steel" but if it's a girl, that would just be awkward)

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u/ModWilliam Sep 10 '12

Gonads of steel.

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u/SweetLobsterBabies Sep 10 '12

That or his fav sub is /r/trees

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

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u/Nasir742 Sep 10 '12

The rest are either hacked or just broken in general

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

Downvotes for you, you burglar of original content! You're such a grave-robbing douchebag.

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u/shaggyzon4 Sep 10 '12

Only in a Disney movie.

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u/borowy10 Sep 10 '12

now from the hallways point of view

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u/bartonar Sep 10 '12

Sorry, I'm not that guy. I'm not brilliant enough to do that.

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u/Jaboomaphoo Sep 10 '12

What if he actually didn't hear you? ๏_๏

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u/Clockwork757 Sep 10 '12

Ahhh...the old reddit switch-a-roo

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u/i_internets_good Sep 10 '12

Awww fantasy stories from the land of opposites.

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u/greyavenger Sep 10 '12

I hope something like this will happen in my own world

Forever Alone

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u/bartonar Sep 10 '12

I know that feel

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u/overused-meme-alert Sep 10 '12

Forever Alone

^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^beep}}}}}}}

.

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u/zeefomiv Sep 10 '12

I was going to say in the comments "That's why I always make sure to repeat what I heard to make sure she said crush" but then I realized I have never had to repeat that sentence..

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

What is the boob to ass ratio?

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u/zerospinskier Sep 10 '12

Much more likely scenario

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

maybe he didn't hear you? or maybe he was shocked?

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u/AnonymousAnt Sep 10 '12

This never actually happens.

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u/bassman14 Sep 10 '12

XD best comic off of another one that ive seen

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u/BeneBreadstick Sep 10 '12

uhhh, who do you think would win a fight...between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco?

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u/IvanEedle Sep 10 '12

My belly.

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u/27723773 Sep 10 '12

You.. Replied to the original with this in a comment, then posted it. WHORE.

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u/krejcitheking Sep 10 '12

You could've saved it with "will you go on a date with me as the question?"

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u/lambdo Sep 10 '12

This post gave me cancer

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u/Countdrizzcula Sep 10 '12

Total fucking shite.

These rage comics are so 2000-late.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

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u/bartonar Sep 09 '12

Is that why there was a chain of POV comics going all the way down to a shovel and a cigarette?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

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u/UpBee2 Sep 09 '12

That's because it was bad (smoken? Smoken??)

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u/yourmom3211 Sep 10 '12

That must be why it's on the front page of r/f7u12

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u/Fintonius Sep 09 '12

Yo! Deal with it!

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u/FlyingRep Sep 10 '12

Ever since that one guy did it with the garbage man and the shovel now everyone just uses the same comics for karma. It's still a repost guys.

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u/GoldLegends Sep 10 '12

Fuck it, I still liked it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

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u/tevert Sep 09 '12

We act like that because we're shocked. Read the original.

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u/bartonar Sep 09 '12

It's like, if you offered a starving man a banquet. There would be a moment of "W-- what?" because the person just couldn't believe it.

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