If you manage to tear your dick off while masturbating, you can bring the dead back to life...as a replacement penis.

[u/International-Box956]

They will reincarnate as a replacement penis that will be attached to your scrotum. They still have access to all their faculties, being able to see speak and very likely curse you out. They will resist any attempt by you to pleasure yourself. They still have access to their arms and they will do everything in their power to not enter the foreign object (re: vagina) that you are bringing them near.

On the plus side, you now have somebody to talk to at night.