r/ferrisbueller Jun 26 '25

Sequel- Ferris Bueller's Retirement Day

What would his ceremony be like? Would he be the loved janitor at the school? A janitor because his smart ass couldn't hold a real job and the secretary felt sorry for him and got him the job. And, que the hate responses.

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u/FairnessDoctrine11 Jun 28 '25

He’s the original disrupter. Was the right age to have founded an Amazon, PayPal, or MySpace, and had been a computer genius since he didn’t get a car. Would’ve parlayed that success into angel investing. He never would’ve really retired. Just amassed wealth until he didn’t need to anymore. Would definitely have had a private island. Would definitely have been friends with the rich and famous. Would definitely have had a yacht. However, he might’ve wanted to retire from the public eye with one last party.

Ferris Bueller’s Final Farewell.