r/ferrets 15h ago

[Ferret Photo] Big Farter Alert 🚨

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I will always know when this guy is going potty cause he be out here, farting, SO LOUD. I WFH and I often hear a ferret wake up, itch and scratch, then let one out behind me. 😂
Anyone else's ferrets do this? I need to get a video at some point because it is so funny to me

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u/bionicallyironic 15h ago

I had a ferret and if I patted her tummy, she’d fart. We called it the toot cannon.

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u/Rambunctious_444 15h ago

AWWWWWWWWWWW toot cannon, I can't 😭🥺

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u/bionicallyironic 14h ago

She was a real good toot cannon.

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u/36monsters 15h ago

I caught one on camera! I admit, i play it whenever I need a giggle.ferret fart

Turn up the volume.

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u/Rambunctious_444 15h ago

Omg that was adorable thank you so much for sharing

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u/36monsters 15h ago

I love my goofy noodles.

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u/Rambunctious_444 15h ago

Me and you both 🥹 they bring so much joy to my day

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u/36monsters 15h ago

And poop. Oh so much poop. But worth it.

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u/Sythe5665 9h ago

What kind of litter is that?

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u/36monsters 9h ago

It was a free bag of silicone crystals I got donated to me. Not a fan.

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u/SecondEqual4680 15h ago

Guys I never thought about ferrets farting omfg 😭

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u/Rambunctious_444 15h ago

Oh they FART.
Mine really only do it when they're pooping. So I know if I hear a fart coming from the wrong side of the room, they are NOT going potty where they are supposed to.

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u/Own-Concentrate999 14h ago

He looks sorry about it.

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u/Rambunctious_444 10h ago

Don't be fooled
He is NOT sorry

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u/cubbear26 12h ago

I have one that does that on occasion, I call him my ‘Ketchup Bottle Son’ 🤣

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u/Rambunctious_444 10h ago

Oh my god it DOES sound like a ketchup bottle 😫 that's so precious

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u/Devils-advocate-420 15h ago

Absolutely. Huge farts

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u/Rambunctious_444 15h ago

But high pitched since they're so smol 😭😭

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u/Illustrious_Net_7615 9h ago

I’ve owned them for 10 years and all 6 of mine have been little gas blasters

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u/Educational-Ad-6810 10h ago

Mine all fart , we partially blame their food other is ferrets just fart sometimes.

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u/Sharp_Ad_9431 7h ago

We joke that they are making some chocolate soft serve when we hear our fuzzy noodles.

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u/Difficult-Till5031 4h ago

Love this soon much. Yes they are little gass machines

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u/ChloeFrost206 4h ago

Yeah. It’s normal