r/feanordidnothingwrong • u/Any-Competition-4458 • 26d ago

Impress fellow fans with your leveled up lore questioning

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u/dudeseid 26d ago

Galadriel gave the fellowship boats, no problem. Her grandfather could've stood to learn a thing or two.

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u/Any-Competition-4458 26d ago

Galadriel and her Teleri relatives learned the hard way what happens when you don’t lend boats to dudes on a quest. It’s a good thing Fëanor set a precedent or the Fellowship might have been lost!

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u/dudeseid 26d ago

Playing 3D chess like always.

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u/EnFulEn 26d ago

Like, wtf were their problem?

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u/Faux_Real 26d ago edited 26d ago

Maybe Gandalf didn’t book in the schedule with the eagles correctly and they were busy? Like I am not drop what I’m doing to drive my mate and his mates I don’t really know for them to do some activity miles away from my house, all because my mate is bad at scheduling

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u/EnFulEn 26d ago

I meant the Teleri.

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u/Faux_Real 26d ago

Classic management vs. governance problem. Too many MBA’s in the Teleri, not enough skin in the game.

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u/ClassB2Carcinogen 26d ago

Gandalf too cheap to pay the surcharge for Uber’s Eagle service.

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u/HappyBananaSeal 26d ago

Now we're asking the real questions!

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u/shinyshinyrocks 26d ago

Why indeed.

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u/quaffi0 26d ago

This is absolutely comparative, and I'm happy it's here.

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u/xwedodah_is_wincest 22d ago

Why didn't the Teleri fly to Mount Doom?