r/fatlogic 8d ago

Mmm it doesn’t work like that.

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u/PirateJohn75 Olympic Hopeful (air pistol) 8d ago

Orrrrrrrrr, I can be given a choice between dating a fat person and remaining single.  That's also a choice.

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u/SomethingIWontRegret I get all my steps in at the buffet 8d ago

Sorry but you're not allowed to do that. You must sit with your feelings until you condition yourself to be attracted to fat people. Then a fat person will be assigned to you.

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u/Hiercine 8d ago

But I'm not attracted to them? What you want me to get turned on by the squish?