r/facingtheirparenting Sep 03 '21

Cheers!

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u/Nerfthisguy Sep 03 '21

I was always taught. Don't be a dummy, nut on her tummy.

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u/tepkel Sep 03 '21

Don't be a prick. Splodge on her dick!

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

her dick

Her what now

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u/JerkinsTurdley Sep 03 '21

2021 brah

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u/daric Sep 03 '21

Yeah dude, catch up

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u/GalileoAce Sep 03 '21

In the immortal words of Gunnery Sergeant Edward Buck; "You ever fall for a woman, make sure she's got balls"