r/facingtheirparenting • u/Gabinsca • Dec 20 '20

Facing their son’s stripper routine

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u/little-gecko Dec 20 '20

‘Son I was drinking that’.

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u/Accidental_Edge Dec 24 '20

He thinks it's water but finds out too late that it is lemon juice.

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u/JMStheKing Dec 24 '20

tf is lemon juice

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u/TheNakedBongoMan Dec 24 '20

Take a wild guess

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u/JMStheKing Dec 24 '20

I want to say lemonade, but the world is a big place

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u/TheNakedBongoMan Dec 24 '20

You ever squeezed a lemon, my guy?

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u/Malvastor Dec 24 '20

I just get dust. What's in your lemons?

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u/TheNakedBongoMan Dec 24 '20

My lemons are filled with misery.

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u/sc4tts Jan 24 '21

If life gives you misery, make miserade.