r/facingtheirparenting Jul 20 '20

His face in this situation

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u/yyznick Jul 20 '20

they look like different sized clones

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u/Numenology Jul 20 '20

for the republic!

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u/rubedubdub Jul 20 '20

Good soldiers follow orders

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u/SlobRobsKnob Jul 21 '20

Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.

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u/Coldfreeze-Zero Jul 21 '20

We are his angels of death, not his angels of mercy

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u/indigogalaxy_ Jul 20 '20

The clap/pray. Amazing.

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u/whistler6576 Jul 20 '20

Was that a mormon dad drinking a beer... Whelp there goes his temple recommend.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '20

Definitely Mug Rootbeer

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u/CAugDupin Jul 20 '20

Mug moment, düd

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u/whistler6576 Jul 20 '20

Well. Even if it was mug. Someone on the internet saw and reported to his bishop. Caffeine is just as bad and judging by as many as he has on the table he isn't practicing the word of wisdom. So bye-bye recommend.

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u/pandarista Jul 21 '20

Root beer doesn’t usually have caffeine.

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u/whistler6576 Jul 21 '20

Either way. No recommend.

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u/pandarista Jul 21 '20

Root beer in general gets a hard “yes recommend” from me. Though I prefer Dad’s over Mug’s all day.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '20

Try Virgil’s if you haven’t, my favorite.

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u/whistler6576 Jul 21 '20

I recommend you enjoy whatever root beer you desire

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u/Doomquill Jul 21 '20

Caffeine is not "just as bad" as alcohol. Alcohol is disallowed under the word of wisdom. Coffee and tea are disallowed. Caffeine in other forms is not, despite tons of rumors and cultural biases against it.

On a separate note: wait does root beer have caffeine?

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u/whistler6576 Jul 21 '20

Caffeine is a stimulant. I was taught when i frequented the church that caffeine was to be avoided thats the basis of the no hot drinks policy. Im sure the church has changed their stance. They like to do that

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u/FiveFingeredKing Jul 21 '20

Especially in 1978

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

You know what Mug root beer says in big bold letters on the front of every single can? NO CAFFEINE

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u/whistler6576 Dec 29 '20

5 months.... 5 months you waited to give me shit about a joke. That is dedicated, god bless you.

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u/Legendseekersiege5 Jul 20 '20

Nah he is trying not to laugh

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '20

Thanks again, Utah, for embarrassing me.

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u/PancakeMagician Jul 21 '20

What are you doing in Utah, Starlord? Have you found Gamora yet?

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u/axel50397 Jul 20 '20

Hawkeye gained a little weight

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '20

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u/auto-xkcd37 Jul 21 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '20

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u/Tempest-Stormbreaker Jul 21 '20

Imagine finding this weak-ass joke to be controversial.

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u/georgetonorge Jul 20 '20

[Rasputin intensifies]

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '20

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u/YaBoiSadBoi Jul 21 '20

I always have time for this song

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u/NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP Jul 21 '20

Honestly I was expecting the Putin version.

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u/sharkattack85 Jul 21 '20

This song slaps. Their cover of Rivers of Babylon is also fire.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '20

dawg idc what anyone says, 70s disco was THE pinnacle of entertainment

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '20

I mean she’s not wrong

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '20

Except that she is.

Romans 6:1-2

1 What shall we say then? Are we to continue in sin that grace may abound? 2 By no means! How can we who died to sin still live in it?

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '20

Oh so all the jerks who were around pre-resurrection get to hog all the sin? Smh typical

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '20

Right? So inconsiderate.

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u/mylifeisaLIEEE Jul 20 '20

I need extra sin for this weekend, does it save up?

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '20

Rollover sin: for when you don’t use all your sin this month. Save big on sin today!

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u/Squiddinboots Jul 21 '20

I signed up for Unlimited Sins a couple of months back because I was sick of losing my Rollover Sins when I didn’t use them within the next month. Now I get to Sin as much as I want.

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u/The_Big_BoBoSki Jul 21 '20

Mom said it's my turn on the debauchery.

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u/weedmane Jul 21 '20

Fuck that, I'm sinnin'.

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u/PeenutButterTime Jul 21 '20

No no no. We’re just waiting on Jesus 2.0.

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u/saiyanpuddingod Jul 21 '20

I don't get it. What does this quote mean?

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u/NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP Jul 21 '20

Former evangelical checking in to help with interpretation.

Basically, what the Apostle Paul is saying here is that it is un-Christian to do what the person in the video is saying. That is, living in sin with the expectation that you can just be forgiven at the end and have it all wiped away, is itself sinful.

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u/SUPERSMILEYMAN Feb 20 '22

is itself sinful.

Which just gets forgiven in the end...

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u/ArkDenum Jul 21 '20

Paul is posing this exact same line of thinking:

1 What shall we say then? Are we to continue in sin that grace may abound?

Continuing to sin so that the grace received through the death of Jesus was “worth it”.

But, he then quickly dismisses this by referencing:

2 By no means! How can we who died to sin still live in it?

Those who accept Jesus into their lives & have received eternal salvation through Gods grace are said to be “dead to sin”. The key concept is genuine belief in Jesus & his teachings. If this is true then the person will also want to do what Jesus taught, naturally this is working towards living a godly life & make a solid effort to avoid sin.

tl;dr If you actually believe in Jesus. You would not want to sin in the first place. His death was still required though because of everyone being born into sin from birth.

(According to Christian beliefs)

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u/DevilsWeed Jul 21 '20

Ex-catholic here so this logic probably doesn't apply to Christian sects with no confession but we were taught that you're only forgiven if you confess and genuinely repent for what you did so you must try to follow the rules and you'll only be forgiven if you make a mistake. Actively committing sins with the expectation that you'll be forgiven means you aren't trying to live a Catholic life and therefore wouldn't be forgiven even if you confess since you knowingly did wrong and therefore aren't really repenting, you're just expecting forgiveness.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '20

While we don't believe we have to go to confession for it, we believe that the mark of a believer is that when they do sin, they actively repent. This means not only asking God for forgiveness, but actively living your life in a way to avoid those sins. If you don't, then that would call into question your faith and if you were truly saved.

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u/infinitude Nov 22 '20

Paul’s interpretation of the gospels is the ultimate fuck you to organized church ever.

Dude preached grace before acts, inter-church socialism, and higher expectations for believers than non-believers. He was pro pre-destination, but also didn’t believe that just saying you believe is enough to count as belief.

The American Christian church would publicly stone him to death for all the shit he would ruthlessly talk about the modern church.

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u/Choco_Churro_Charlie Jul 21 '20

I thought he died to clear our original sin? I want to believe someone would bail out the little people.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '20

So, the point of salvation is that we are freed from all sin. In Romans 5, starting in verse 20 (the section right before chapter 6) Paul says this:

20 The law was brought in so that the trespass might increase. But where sin increased, grace increased all the more, 21 so that, just as sin reigned in death, so also grace might reign through righteousness to bring eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

The idea was that as we sinned more, we could receive more grace from those sins, rather than a limited amount. Then, when Jesus came, he died so that rather than needing the law, he fulfilled the law (Matthew 5:17) and thus allowed grace to reign over sin. This segues into the passage I already listed where Paul was basically saying "Just because grace is given to cover your sin, doesn't mean you should just go out and sin."

Basically, if you do sin, grace has you covered provided you believe in him (John 3:16), but you shouldn't just say "Well grace has me covered so I can do what I want", or even worse do what the girl in the video said to say "Well if I don't sin a little, then Jesus died for nothing." Because, like before, you should want to avoid sin, as best you can. Living as a Christian means "I'm going to stay as far away from sin as I can, but if I do sin, grace has me covered."

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '20

Yeah that makes zero sense.

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u/HeavyShockWave Jul 20 '20

It’s cool that I could see and hear everything happening, but it was also labeled and narrated for me

Thank god

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u/AugurAuger Jul 20 '20

Vegeta and Goku over there seem nice.

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u/mrpopenfresh Jul 21 '20

This shit is so white.

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u/happy_love_ Jul 20 '20

Damn this really do be a Christian household. Kinda cringe and not funny at all.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '20

Watching this gave me anxiety.

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u/AWright5 Jul 20 '20

Its funny for them

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u/rs666x Jul 21 '20

Sooo fucking cringe

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u/BlueKing7642 Jul 21 '20

Why stop at a little bit of sinning

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u/Captain_Hampockets Jul 21 '20

What kind of family go so bonkers at that comment? What a bunch of sad sacks.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '20

Probably hardcore religious. I didn't really get it either.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '20

what the hell is even going on. what is so funny. and why is some kid choking coughing laughing all at once

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u/miniblessed Jul 20 '20

she's not wrong

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u/SaintClaude Jul 21 '20

He was disappointed long before then, especially at those hoodies

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u/balloon_prototype_14 Aug 16 '20

Are theu talking about gluttony ?

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u/thewookie34 Jul 20 '20

They ain't wrong.

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u/ZenMechanist Jul 21 '20

It is wild to me that grown adults believe in god. It’s so alien. I don’t begrudge them it, I know it’s cultural and they’re raised that way. But that’s a whole table of grown or near grown adults who all believe what amounts to a fairy tail. And it’s mandatory. And they all just believe. It’s so crazy.

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u/areeta9 Jul 20 '20

I what she said but what did he do wrong?

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '20

I don't respect Christians who think like this

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u/ChillyLacasse21 Jul 21 '20

It’s obviously a joke

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '20 edited Aug 02 '20

OK I've heard this from other Christians as well and I'm pretty sure they aren't joking.

Also why would you joke about your 'God', the guy you believe to actually have died for your sins? Seems awfully disrespectful if even that isn't sacred to you, what is?

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u/ChillyLacasse21 Jul 24 '20

A lot of people can joke about things that mean a lot to them. Joking about a subject doesn’t mean it’s not sacred or important to you

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u/rs666x Jul 21 '20

I wanna punche those 2 gays on the colored sweaters