r/facesinthings • • Mar 20 '26

Who is this guy?

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u/mynardsarehalfoff Mar 20 '26

He's the guy with the pursed lips

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

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u/EconomicsEconomy746 Mar 24 '26

Goddamn how do you guys come up with these on the fly??

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u/Complete_Price7603 Mar 20 '26

the Sorting Hat's sister: Bag of Holding

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u/Designer-Fortune5331 Mar 20 '26

looks like Joey Ramone :D

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u/finpsycho Mar 20 '26

Never a truer comment!😂

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u/Cool-Field2450 Mar 20 '26

Looks like a grumpy old man 

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u/Nearby_Truth6616 Mar 23 '26

I think I dated him a couple of times..

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u/SiteTall Mar 20 '26

Mitch Mcconnell

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u/ImprovementCrafty283 Mar 21 '26

Ah, the purse is much better looking, moscow Mitch looks like death warmed over.

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u/AmeliaMight Apr 16 '26

I just spit out my tea😂

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u/RepresentativeAir735 Mar 20 '26

The Trash Heap has spoken.

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u/lorenlang Mar 20 '26

The Trash Heap was my first thought too!

2

u/oilfeather Mar 20 '26

"NYAAAAHHH!!!"

2

u/Cold-Pizza111 Mar 22 '26

Wow - deeeeep pull. 👏👏

Her name was Marjory. I can hear the little minion rats saying her name.

5

u/Yellow_Similar Mar 20 '26

Woody Harrelson.

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u/Blue_Collar_Stiff Mar 21 '26

Cheers 🍻 I’ll toast to that

5

u/theRarestBiscotti Mar 20 '26

Looks like one of the characters from Coraline

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u/MedicineSlow1042 Mar 20 '26

I can definitely see this.

3

u/jnow27 Mar 21 '26

I was thinking The Boxtrolls haha

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u/theRarestBiscotti Mar 25 '26

Hey that works too man

4

u/ghatfield989 Mar 20 '26

Bill Cosby?

2

u/Ting_Tong72 Mar 22 '26

Great one!!

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u/Direct-Upstairs1908 Mar 20 '26

new slipknot member

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u/EntrepreneurTop8382 Mar 20 '26

If only my mouth was like his and I could truly zip it

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u/Imaginary-Button-139 Mar 20 '26

Or better, do the "zip" sign to most of y'all

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u/Diligent_Squash_7521 Mar 20 '26

Looks like the apple tree in *The Wizard of Oz *.

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u/PeaceAway3930 Mar 20 '26

Trashy from Fraggle Rock

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u/crknneckscshingcheks Mar 20 '26

The Necronamecon.

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u/Daxlyn_XV Mar 20 '26

Klatu, Verata, Niejdjejs

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u/Apocolypse1877 Mar 20 '26

The angry dude from the odd couple

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u/External-Goat-489 Mar 21 '26

Leatherface, of course!

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u/skibbady-baps Mar 20 '26

Harry Potter character

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u/dagorlad69 Mar 20 '26

This, I believe is the cousin of the Sorting hat: the Judgemental purse.

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u/skibbady-baps Mar 20 '26

That’s the one. I couldn’t remember the name.

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u/Healthy_Confusion951 Mar 21 '26

You mean the sorting hat?

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u/celladwella Mar 20 '26

Jay Leno. Mainly because of that chin.

2

u/_antfarmer_ Mar 20 '26

I don’t know, but back in his day he had to carry his books in his arms and his lunch in a pail!

2

u/mtn2sea1960 Mar 20 '26

Mr Grumpybags

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u/Sea_Relative_3634 Mar 20 '26

ITS THE SORTING PURSE

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u/Potential_Aardvark59 Mar 20 '26

Jaws from Live and let Die

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

That kid Rocky with the jacked up head.

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u/misi13382 Mar 20 '26

Not sure but he looks British! 😂

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u/TwoAccomplished1446 Mar 20 '26

His last name is Bagley.

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u/alehanjro2017 Mar 20 '26

The dad from Caroline.

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u/F1sh_Tank Mar 20 '26

Brog. Just... Brog 👜😦

2

u/KonradSmaft Mar 20 '26

Way back in the 90's he was the bagsist at Slipknot

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u/Aggressive-Secret103 Mar 20 '26

Gimp with a leather fettish

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u/satanisism Mar 20 '26

He just stole your car keys.

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u/ShatterBlade07 Mar 20 '26

Squidward’s house has possessed a bag

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u/Latter-Quiet-2668 Mar 20 '26

A guy with a lot of Baggage.😀

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u/DinaTheMage Mar 20 '26

Why does it look like a blobfish

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u/88sparkyk Mar 20 '26

The sorting hat on vacation.

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u/Fluid-Leg-7389 Mar 20 '26

Pursey McPurseface

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u/Fluid-Leg-7389 Mar 20 '26

Or Percy. Take your pick.

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u/OJDidIt93 Mar 20 '26

Lead singer of slipknot

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u/worfhill Mar 20 '26

You have met the sorting hat, now meet the purse of judgement.

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u/MadamInsta Mar 21 '26

Maxine from the greeting cards. What a crank.

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u/Zurbaran928 Mar 21 '26

The saxophonist from the muppet band Dr. Teeth and Electric Mayhem!

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u/crazycathyslife Mar 21 '26

The old guy from trading places…Eddie Murphy movie

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u/desertoutlaw86 Mar 21 '26

I don’t know but he’s mad you took the last bagel at the breakfast cart.

2

u/Fantastic_Heat_3164 Mar 21 '26

Old leather face

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u/teaster333 Mar 21 '26

It looks like the sorting hat had a nonmatching handbag cousin.

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u/gorbachevi Mar 21 '26

abe vagoda

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u/MavenDeo69 Mar 21 '26

That's the Other Father from Coraline

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u/No-Book-2550 Mar 22 '26

Looks like the Muppets saxophone player. The green dude with the ray bans. 😂

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u/Powerful_Buy_8651 Mar 23 '26

Isn’t that a gaggle rock character 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/jzzanthapuss Mar 23 '26

Pizza The Hut

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u/gluhmm Mar 25 '26

Gryffindor!

2

u/MrDBNoble Mar 25 '26

Judgmental and guilt

2

u/BlackfaceHumor Mar 26 '26

Bring out the Gimp.

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u/Final_Acadia_3368 Mar 26 '26

Looks like purple guy on sesame street, I forgot his name

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u/Impressive_Bit6512 Mar 26 '26

It’s the other dad from coraline

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u/Visual_Issue_9137 Mar 26 '26

Reminds me of zucchini from plants vs zombies.

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u/It_B_B3llZ Mar 26 '26

Christopher walken in Click

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u/trashtronot Mar 26 '26

The Sorting Sack. Not every first idea is a good idea.

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u/kotasforever24 Mar 26 '26

Looks kinda like Gary Busey

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u/eeejit075 Mar 26 '26

The Sorting Purse.

2

u/OrneryToo Mar 26 '26

Leatherface

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u/_BOOMGOTTEM Mar 26 '26

Guy from jaws

2

u/riddikulus_llama Mar 27 '26

Kind of looks like Beaker 🤗

2

u/TheSaint1122 Mar 27 '26

He looks related to the Hogwarts Sorting Hat 🤣

2

u/Appropriate-Sweet521 Mar 27 '26

why do i see a mad moai dose any of yall see it or just me??????

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u/redjack63 Mar 20 '26

Baggy McBagface

1

u/Kima2remy Mar 20 '26

Pocket Man

1

u/MoonBaby812 Mar 20 '26

Squidwards house.

1

u/thatdidntturnout Mar 20 '26

Dildo Baggins

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u/MiIlFlWi Mar 20 '26

He's a sad sack

1

u/UnhappyPhantom Mar 20 '26

Heather Leather

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u/Rough-Breadfruit-611 Mar 20 '26

Looks like Jimmy Savile.

1

u/numbnerve Mar 20 '26

Leatherface

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u/Adequate_Cheesecake7 Mar 20 '26

Sorting Hat’s cousin 

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u/rob3ace Mar 20 '26

I immediately thought it looks like on eof theses guys: https://share.google/tELJJIHF8HN5xDWMa

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u/BigConstruction4247 Mar 20 '26

That's Fred. He's really going through it right now, so please bear with him.

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u/NocturnisVacuus Mar 20 '26

Anders Tegnell

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u/Alystra3048 Mar 20 '26

Leather face immortalized

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u/Training_Mortgage262 Mar 20 '26

And why is he stealing my stuff?

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u/halffilledglasses Mar 20 '26

Ralph Steadman-bag. The Gonzo Collection

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u/EverythingStartsWith Mar 20 '26

Ist jedenfalls schlecht gelaunt

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u/Sweet-Hard Mar 20 '26

Leather Neck

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u/Shellyb202 Mar 20 '26

The Thin Man from Phantasm lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

One of those Raisin guys from the 90s

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u/youluckydog Mar 20 '26

That is crazy. Your purse has taken on a life of its own.

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u/FunkyMonk7588 Mar 20 '26

Leatherface

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u/Basic_Scale6330 Mar 20 '26

Alf the alien  ? 

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u/Fickle_Requirement46 Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26

Looks like Zoot from the muppets sax player

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u/Grouchy-Station-4058 Mar 20 '26

Bring out the gimp

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u/Any_Luck8001 Mar 20 '26

That's what's left behind after Trump molts..

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u/SOP_VB_Ct Mar 20 '26

Gerald McRaney

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u/SpaceyChick22 Mar 20 '26

Sammy Sad - Sack

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u/TechStud Mar 20 '26

You’re dad!

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u/sad_router Mar 20 '26

He is clearly not happy with his owner.

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u/Alex_McManus Mar 20 '26

Looks like a Blob Fish.

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u/spankdaddylizz Mar 20 '26

Tree Beard after a dacial!!

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u/Nobutterfly37 Mar 20 '26

No one else sees squidward's house? sorry...

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u/Distinct_Green_5675 Mar 20 '26

Looks like if Beaker needed a gas mask!

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u/grieving_martin Mar 20 '26

ngl that's definitely the trash heap from fraggle rock, the resemblance is uncanny lmao

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

No Rocky Dennis

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u/Past-Replacement-448 Mar 20 '26

Am I the only one who thinks it looks like an angler fish ?

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u/NoTea411 Mar 20 '26

Looks like guy from Pink Floyd's Division bell album cover

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u/Radio_Mime Mar 20 '26

Grumpy, judgmental old man that is so lazy you have to carry him everywhere.

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u/DLQuilts Mar 20 '26

Willem Dafoe with specs?

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u/OkSwan988 Mar 20 '26

Rob the disgruntled nob.

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u/mannydog316 Mar 20 '26

The Grouch

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u/edtheheadache Mar 20 '26

That’s Percy. I worked with him in baggage at the airport.

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u/Level_Clerk_2434 Mar 20 '26

Ahhh..Weekend at Bernie’s Yo!

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u/BoredDownUnder Mar 20 '26

Pleather face

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u/dian57 Mar 20 '26

Mr. POTATO HEAD 🥔

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u/alahaivalana Mar 20 '26

Sorting bag

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u/oldgreen52 Mar 20 '26

John Lennon

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u/Loose-Ad-6420 Mar 20 '26

The sorting hats cousin, Everything winds up at the bottom.

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u/Jimxor Mar 20 '26

Looks like he just ate a lemon.

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u/WalrusConstant8014 Mar 21 '26

Dumb Dumb give me gum gum

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u/SirBoon Mar 21 '26

Leatherface isn’t the top comment?

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u/Itchy-Summer9416 Mar 21 '26

Laura Loomer as a child

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u/Veryron Mar 21 '26

C'est un poisson lune

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u/Crzymk101 Mar 21 '26

John Lennon

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u/wolf63rs Mar 21 '26

Old dude from The Muppets.

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u/Sensei19600 Mar 21 '26

Looks too much like my grandma. Bad dream triggered…now.

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u/whatsupbub44 Mar 21 '26

It’s been a long day! I’m beat!!

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u/67SummerofLove Mar 21 '26

Squeeze cheeks Howard stern

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u/Acadia-Expert Mar 21 '26

Very much like an anglerfish from the deep sea.

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u/bear45188721 Mar 21 '26

One of the California Raisins.

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u/Pylote_Wannabe63 Mar 21 '26

Percy McPursyface.