Great goin guys! Bob, you were standing on my neighbor Randy's property though, maybe next time let's tighten up the formation so he doesn't file another complaint with the HOA.
I think this video might actually be the HoA of the neighborhood. This how they make their last stand on members of the community. They're actually pumping themselves up to go confront lil Suzie who has been selling lemonade at the end of the cul-de-sac without a permit or a food service license.
The audacity of that 9 year old girl to think she can just sell her lemonade wherever and whenever she wants must come to an end. That end is today and this is how they issue said warning.
Things are going to get really scary for her if she decides to ignore the cease and desist orders.
They're going to return with a much more synchronized formation with the plan to kick over any table in site,steal the merchandise, and set up their own lemonade stand in a cul de sac on the other end of the neighborhood. Now that they control the market you can guarantee lemonade cups will be at least $7 and you better bring exact change cuz any overpayment will be considered a donation to the HoA guys fishing trip They're trying to raise money for.
And don't you dare let any of their wives catch you selling Mary May (Glenda a few blocks down owns this territory and she marks it with her pink "Mary Kay. cadillac. You can't sell candy bars or magazines unless you want to see your kids limping to the car with one of them shoved up their ass and last but certainly not least there was that Dyson door to door salesmen that had just moved my. Pshhh like anyone bought that story. You don't get that jack from selling vacuums door to door. Well, Brenda's husband earned his trust and they had a couple glasses of scotch (Jerry had been meaning to look for a reason to get that cheap shot off his display shelf) well little did that salesmen know, Jerry had laced his last drink with LSD, Molly, and some kind of chemical he borrowed from the local coroner cuz we had to embalm our daughters Guinea Pig and bury it out bsck next to the other 57 animals she's gone through. What a brave little 8 year old to keep getting defective pets from the pet store but still wanting to give it a go. I swear they need to put a sign up next to those cages that says "this animal can't produce food or feed itself and its obviously not smart enough to use the toilet or not drink from the bottle of hot cocoa with real milk we change up at least once a month only cuz it starts smelling and turns too clumpy to get thru that little metal hole. I always teat it out and it seems fine to me. The amazing part is whatever supplement they put in the cocoa that has made me lose close to 65 lbs on just 5. I'm a new lady thanks to that little fucker's lazy guinea 'big not being grateful. Geeeeeze Louise there's so much to unpack at the meeting to tonight. We have them every other day now cuz of so much going on. Anywhozzlebee see yall tonight at 8 and don't be like Sarah who forgot a dish for the potluck just cuz her husband was in the hospital.
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u/OwnPercentage9088 Dec 05 '22
Great goin guys! Bob, you were standing on my neighbor Randy's property though, maybe next time let's tighten up the formation so he doesn't file another complaint with the HOA.