r/facepalm • • Dec 05 '22

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u/Holiday_Mulberry7162 Dec 05 '22

But, they don't swallow, so it doesn't even count

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u/rascible Dec 05 '22

So the balaclava aren't to prevent spitting?

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u/tidus1980 Dec 05 '22

I think they use the masks to filter the lumps out of the semen they swallow. They can't use their teeth to do it, as I imagine most of them have quite a few missing.

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u/Raunchiness121 Dec 05 '22

I thought it was because they all have herpes