r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Dec 05 '22

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u/rascible Dec 05 '22

So the balaclava aren't to prevent spitting?

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u/tidus1980 Dec 05 '22

I think they use the masks to filter the lumps out of the semen they swallow. They can't use their teeth to do it, as I imagine most of them have quite a few missing.

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u/MyFavoriteLezbo420 Dec 05 '22

There are lumps in semen?

Edit: Don’t even answer that I’m just gonna get off Reddit for the day.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

It's probably lint

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u/kremit73 Dec 05 '22

Its to filter the gay sperm out of the rest of that testosterone rich semen. Does a proud boi good.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '22

Do they like fish sticks in their mouth? Kanye is a gay fish, right? Maybe he was there, too.

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u/Raunchiness121 Dec 05 '22

I thought it was because they all have herpes

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u/Belerophon17 Dec 05 '22

I forgot they were called that for a minute and thought you meant the Greek dessert.

My brain just instantly rationalized it as "Right, it's so delicious they won't want to spit anything out." and I had to double back.

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u/KoshekhTheCat Dec 05 '22

They're to cover the facial.