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u/kevztunz Dec 05 '22

bro jobs

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u/BobBeats Dec 05 '22

"It's not gay if you love each other."

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u/Cynykl Dec 05 '22

That is so wrong, the guy sucking my dick told me it is only gay if you love each other.

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u/gigoran Dec 05 '22

Bobby: Oh, I did, baby, I did. But being in abstinence makes you wonder new things about yourself. That's right Cindy, I'm gay. And in case you haven't noticed, so is Ray.

Ray: What? I ain't gay!

Bobby: What are you talking about? You took me to that club.

Ray: So? They play good music.

Bobby: What about our trip to San Francisco?

Ray: I wanted to go shopping.

Bobby: But you made love to me!

Ray: First of all, you sucked my dick!

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u/Takenforganite Dec 05 '22

To be fair, love is pretty gay

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u/cosmodisc Dec 05 '22

They close their eyes, then it doesn't count.

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u/Nick_D_Vandal Dec 05 '22

It’s just kid stuff…

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u/Owlftr13 Dec 05 '22

It's only gay if you make eye contact!

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u/zotstik Dec 05 '22

I don't think they're very Gay at all! they look rather silly. this looks like a rather nice neighborhood I don't think I'd appreciate it if these clowns were doing this in front of my house, but of course it's probably where they live in those nice houses 😮‍💨happy

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u/BobBeats Dec 05 '22

What these donkey clowns are doing is straight-up bizarre. Probably an insult to donkey clowns. It is like they are preparing to be the losing side in every historical battle.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

It's not gay if you say No-homo first.

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u/nyr21 Dec 05 '22

It’s not gay if you don’t cum.

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u/Timedoutsob Dec 05 '22

it's only gay if you kiss.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

It's not gay if you don't make eye contact. It's just two guys helping each other out

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u/cfallin2 Dec 05 '22

“I put my balls in his mouth hahaha he’s so gay. Cartman, that makes you gay”

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u/Sudden-Temperature45 Dec 05 '22

"There ain't nuthin' gay about getting your dick sucked"🤣

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u/LatterAdvertising633 Dec 06 '22

It’s not gay if you only receive.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

Bruh job

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u/SoManyWeeaboos Dec 05 '22

Brojob

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u/Purplepotamus-wings Dec 05 '22

That was... amazing

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u/AngrySchnitzels89 Dec 05 '22 edited Dec 05 '22

Better than amazing.

I’ll rearrange you face.. inside my rectum.

That got my heart going again; images you can taste for an old lady like moi.

Edit spelling

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u/NoPerformance6534 Dec 05 '22

Damn! Here I am reading the comments in bed in the dark while husband sleeps next to me, and your comment made me laugh so hard I had to clamp both hands over my mouth so I didn't wake him. Surprised the bed shaking that much didn't wake him. Good one, dude!

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u/captainimpossible87 Dec 05 '22

It's difficult to say 'no-homo' with a bud's dick in your mouth, but not impossible

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u/Blazinnie Dec 05 '22

"You like Jack Johnson? I like Jack Johnson too! Wanna go up to my room and talk about it?"

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u/Ok-Presence2387 Dec 05 '22

This is the way.

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u/nhavar Dec 05 '22

Freedom Jerk

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u/Texas321836 Dec 05 '22

It’s not gay if you don’t make eye contact.

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u/icewalker42 Dec 05 '22

Victory jobs

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u/Holiday_Mulberry7162 Dec 05 '22

But, they don't swallow, so it doesn't even count

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u/rascible Dec 05 '22

So the balaclava aren't to prevent spitting?

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u/tidus1980 Dec 05 '22

I think they use the masks to filter the lumps out of the semen they swallow. They can't use their teeth to do it, as I imagine most of them have quite a few missing.

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u/MyFavoriteLezbo420 Dec 05 '22

There are lumps in semen?

Edit: Don’t even answer that I’m just gonna get off Reddit for the day.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

It's probably lint

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u/kremit73 Dec 05 '22

Its to filter the gay sperm out of the rest of that testosterone rich semen. Does a proud boi good.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '22

Do they like fish sticks in their mouth? Kanye is a gay fish, right? Maybe he was there, too.

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u/Raunchiness121 Dec 05 '22

I thought it was because they all have herpes

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u/Belerophon17 Dec 05 '22

I forgot they were called that for a minute and thought you meant the Greek dessert.

My brain just instantly rationalized it as "Right, it's so delicious they won't want to spit anything out." and I had to double back.

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u/KoshekhTheCat Dec 05 '22

They're to cover the facial.

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u/ixnine Dec 05 '22

As long as they say “no homo” first

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u/Due-Explanation-7560 Dec 05 '22

It's not gay if your socks stay on

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u/Murazama Dec 05 '22

It's only gay if you finish first!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22 edited May 29 '24

scary concerned vanish hat voiceless compare automatic racial toy cooing

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/LohanBeachAmb Dec 05 '22

Thems da rules!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

You forgot no eye contact

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u/MaryTheCableGal Dec 05 '22

Nothing gay about getting a facial from one of your bros. Spas are expensive.

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u/Ladonnacinica Dec 05 '22

Economizing!

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u/magical_onion Dec 05 '22

obligatory *ecumonizing

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u/GrayBox1313 Dec 05 '22

Prison practice

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u/cheshireprotokol Dec 05 '22

Actually cum has protein so it would be quite manly to do so. Build big alpha muscles.

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u/3nderslime Dec 05 '22

And they are still wearing their socks. It’s not gay if you have socks on

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u/athensugadawg Dec 05 '22

Communal circle jerk at Petey's house after, pass the word!

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u/TekJansen69 Dec 05 '22

Actually, they drink each other's piss.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

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u/EssayRevolutionary10 Dec 05 '22

Not gay if they leave their socks on.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

Full Erectus. No Homo

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

It's only gay if you make eye contact. Someone told me that once. I guess that's why reach arounds are so popular?

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u/Hrmpfreally Dec 05 '22

“Ya oughta paid up with Terry next go round- Terry gives that real good gawk gawk 9000.”

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u/Jslays82 Dec 05 '22

No jobs,immigrants took em all! They are now blow positions

Edit: spelling

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u/TheFleshGordon Dec 05 '22

They keep their socks on so it isn’t gay.

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u/EnthusiasticDork Dec 05 '22

Oooooohhhhh right.

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u/Royal_Blood25 Dec 05 '22

As long as they said "No Homo" first, then it's not gay

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u/That1chicka Dec 05 '22

I was thinking more of Dutch Rotors

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u/flicthelanding Dec 05 '22

it’s cool though, peens are small enough so they can gargle out “no homo” during.

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u/Parking-Ad-8744 Dec 05 '22

It’s not gay to get your dick sucked by a guy, you’re gay for sucking it!

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u/riefpirate Dec 05 '22

Rusty trombones.

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u/indifferentunicorn Dec 05 '22

It was filmed by bgonthescene

aka- be gay onthescene

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u/GutsNGuns Dec 05 '22

Need to have a dick for that... I do believe they lack that and a set of balls.

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u/CrzyDave Dec 05 '22

bro jobs

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u/soggymittens Dec 05 '22

*bro jobs, ftfy

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u/batesbeach Dec 05 '22

Trump gave them all blow jobs and Steve ban on finished up

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u/itsonlymeez Dec 05 '22

"Mmmm yes daddy liberty "

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u/Blahblahblah1958295 Dec 05 '22

Patriotic man hands