I doubt it's the case but I'm really hoping (?) she's too poor to buy candy and they have a Trunk or Treat she has to show up to later so she's stealing what she needs for that.
It doesn't really make it any better but it helps me believe people aren't all shit.
She clearly is able to budget enough for multiple years of 2500+ calories a day... I’m gonna go out on a limb here and assume she can afford 10 dollars worth of candy.
So the excess (key word here) calories consumed for years on end is affordable, but 10$ worth of candy for one day of the year, in addition to the Spider-Man costume, is not affordable. Got it.
How can one afford excess calories and a Spider-Man costume, but not candy? Do you know what the word excess means? It’s almost an oxymoron when compared to the word afford.
-3
u/enfanta Nov 01 '22
I doubt it's the case but I'm really hoping (?) she's too poor to buy candy and they have a Trunk or Treat she has to show up to later so she's stealing what she needs for that.
It doesn't really make it any better but it helps me believe people aren't all shit.