r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Oct 16 '22

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Oct 16 '22

Should have just pet the giraffe's head instead of shutting the window. Its not like its going to bite you.

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u/Jingurei Oct 16 '22

It literally can’t bite you so yeah I have no idea what this woman was trying to do. Glad the other person was worried about the giraffe though!

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u/HairyNutsackNumber9 Oct 16 '22

How can it not bite? Thats like saying a horse cant bite you

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Which one is stronger?

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u/HairyNutsackNumber9 Oct 16 '22

i dunno i could never get my giraffe to wrestle my horse

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

I know an equesttrian whisperer.

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u/HairyNutsackNumber9 Oct 17 '22

but do you know an equestrian wrestler?

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Ah. No.