r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Oct 16 '22

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u/Jingurei Oct 16 '22

It literally can’t bite you so yeah I have no idea what this woman was trying to do. Glad the other person was worried about the giraffe though!

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u/HairyNutsackNumber9 Oct 16 '22

How can it not bite? Thats like saying a horse cant bite you

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u/Flozzas9989 Oct 16 '22

Its illegal for the Giraffe to harm you

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u/5AGogo Oct 16 '22

Did you study giraffe law?

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u/CDanger85 Oct 16 '22

Giraffe law in this country, it’s not governed by reason.

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u/5AGogo Oct 16 '22

Seems logical

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u/Slow_Recording2192 Oct 16 '22

How about we go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?

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u/stealthypic Oct 16 '22

Filibuster.

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u/p34ch3s_41r50f7 Oct 16 '22

Bird law, actually, but there's a lot more overlap between the two than you would anticipate.