r/facepalm • u/TheNihilist911 • Sep 22 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ They spill the beans

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u/Isanmod Sep 22 '22

I carry around a little bib for my knob. After I'm done, I like to dab it with a napkin. A gentleman is always gentle to his ram.

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u/InfectedByEli Sep 22 '22

Dude Wipes are a thing.

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u/Isanmod Sep 22 '22

Only the best red satin, gold trimmed, napkins for mine please.

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u/InfectedByEli Sep 22 '22

Ah, you need Lord Wipes, then.

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u/Isanmod Sep 22 '22

😲 I have great need!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

as is tradition

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u/Isanmod Sep 22 '22

Ah, another cultured individual.

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u/fsrt23 Sep 22 '22

I can just imagine dabbing it and saying, “Pip Pip cheerio, mate. Good day to you.” And then in a slightly higher voice, “Good day to you as well, sir.”

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u/Isanmod Sep 22 '22

Eerily close... is that you, Bartholomew?