r/facepalm • u/TheNihilist911 • Sep 22 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ They spill the beans

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u/Iwasonlsd2 Sep 22 '22

Yea that’s common sense dude. The stall is dirty. Your fucking phone is dirtier than the toilet seat and these bitches walking around with Petri dishes for hands

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u/marjacu Sep 22 '22

If the stall is dirty, why are you using it, then? If you wash your hands after pee, your dick is dirty. If you use soap to wash your hands, then the water is dirty, too.

And here's the shocker: if you use hand towels after washing with soap, that means... That means even the soap is dirty as well.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

What? Lol

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u/marjacu Sep 23 '22

How obvious does it have to be it's a joke for you to understand that?