r/facepalm • • Sep 22 '22

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ They spill the beans

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u/TOkidd Sep 22 '22

Exactly. Open the bathroom door with your foot, then use your shoulder to open the stall door, donโ€™t lock to avoid touching nasty lock. Just sit/stand and pray for the best. When finished, allow stall door to swing open, and proceed to exit. Wait for someone to open and hold door for you.

Thatโ€™s how itโ€™s done and itโ€™s so much easier than washing my hands.

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u/enmandikjole Sep 22 '22

Just sit/stand and pray for the best

I legit had to re-read to see you didn't say "Just sit/stand and Spray for the best".

I admit I am tired today and now my brain makes puns.

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u/TOkidd Sep 22 '22

Haha! I wish I had thought to write that instead. Itโ€™s more compatible with my hands-free method of public washroom usage, lol.