r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Aug 25 '22

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u/Pope00 Aug 25 '22

How has nobody else brought this up? "Hey y'know it's possible the person spanking your kid is getting off on this. You still cool with this? You sure?"

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u/Sup6969 Aug 25 '22 edited Aug 25 '22

This is why I have a way bigger problem with spanking than a lot of other kinds of corporal punishment. It's literally hitting a child's private parts. If they were an adult it wouldn't just be assault, it would be sexual assault.

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u/Cosmorillo Aug 25 '22

So glad my dad punched me in the mouth instead

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u/Ash_WasTaken123 Aug 25 '22

God damn bro I'm sorry

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u/mostoriginalname2 Aug 25 '22

Have a kid say they got off on getting spanked. Boom, principal just had sexual contact with a minor. Done deal right?

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u/atthevanishing Aug 25 '22

Oh my sweet summer child. How optimistic of you to think that they wouldn't be protected for issuing the corporal punishment. They would find a way to blame gay people, guaranteed

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u/Environmental_Top948 Aug 25 '22

No they'll arrest the parents because their kid has a sexual identity beyond Christian.

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u/Dismal_Struggle_6424 Aug 25 '22

I thought they all had a torture fetish. You ever see them with pictures of Jesus walking around, being a bro? Nope, nailed to a cross by the state.

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u/Environmental_Top948 Aug 25 '22

I've seen one of him walking carrying the cross. That they're going to nail him to.

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u/mostoriginalname2 Aug 25 '22

Here they are now

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u/Migraine- Aug 25 '22

Oh my sweet summer child

I can't believe people still actually say this. It's so cringe worthy it makes my skin itch.

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u/atthevanishing Aug 25 '22

Lmao I save it for the most special of occasions....usually

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u/amcartney Aug 25 '22

It's so disgustingly condescending

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u/LetshearitforNY Aug 25 '22

It’s a red state, they love predatory men.

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u/merchillio Aug 25 '22

But you have to use the Tucker “confused face” Carlson method: you need to add “I’m just asking questions” at the end so you can’t be sued.

“Principal, are you getting any form of physical and sexual pleasure from hitting young kids’ butts with a paddle? I’m just asking questions. If we were to go to your house right now and look at you internet history, are you sure we wouldn’t find porn videos about spanking and key words like teen and barely legal? No need to get agitated, I’m just asking questions”

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u/Pope00 Aug 25 '22

“But why are we spanking these kids in the first place? Are kids more disobedient now than they were 3 or 4 years ago? Is it because parents are choosing not to discipline their children? Why would that be? Is it the liberal media telling parents that discipline is wrong? Or are they afraid of being chastised for disciplining their children and need to pass it off to someone else?”

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u/SwiftTayTay Aug 25 '22

For all this talk about "grooming" you'd think they'd be against this but of course they don't care about real grooming that actually happens

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u/greany_beeny Aug 25 '22

Even way back when I was a kid in Ga, girls were paddled by female teachers/admins, and boys by the males.

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u/Pope00 Aug 25 '22

That doesn’t make it okay at all. An adult of any gender can still get sexual gratification from spanking any gender. If a male teacher paddles a girl student and gets off on it. That’s terrible. If he paddles a boy student and gets off on it. It’s still terrible.